Do As We Say, No, Uh, As We Do, No, Uh, As We Say

So, the United States elects Blackreagan Jesus Augustus and liberals are all like, Huzzah, now we can send George Bush to jail forever, able was I, ere I saw Elba, etc. And instead Barack Obama drank a Bud Light, kissed a little boy's belly, tore out the still-beating heart of General Motors and fed it to Goldman Sachs, and declared that he wanted to move forward, not backward. No prosekyushunz, bichz! Then he sent his carcinogenic she-Golem Hillary Clinton to the Kenya, the country where he himself was conjured out of a vat of mud and banana leaves by Miss Rudolph, the voodoo woman, where Clinton proceeded to lecture Kenyans on their disinclination to forming tribunals to review the wrongs of past governments. This is what the ouroboros looks like when it's gotten all the way to the back of its own head.