It's aught-two all over again.
But the general concedes that attacking Iran could unleash terrifying consequences — among them, the near-certainty that Iran would retaliate.Get that? It isn't the attack that makes the war, but the retaliation. It's really a quite breathtaking position, a quantum theory of warfare, where the effect is the cause and the cause the effect.
A large and very strong state, Iran would "surely strike back," says Nicholas Burns, who was the Bush administration's top negotiator on Iran and former U.S. ambassador to NATO.
"And if it struck back, we might end up with a third war in the Middle East and South Asia, after Afghanistan and Iraq. Can we handle a third war?" he asks.
I have long since grown inured to such casual insanity, and do not think it necessarily foretells an imminent American attack. The "option" of smashing some country or other to smithereens is always on the American table, as the saying goes, and our elite like to rub it, like old Catholics habitually fingering their rosaries. Simply a comfort that it's there.
Worth noting nonetheless: The Obama is a cruise missile liberal if there ever was one. We can all recall Responsible Liberalism's dire fear that that clumsy hick, George Dubbayew, would ruin Humanitarian Intervention for everyone with his clumsy war, and since The Obama is the Restoration president, the temptation to set it right must be very . . . tempting.
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Uh, we did this scenario in school. One war zone spreading from the borders of Jordan, Syria, and Turkey, all the way to India?
But that is nothing compared to the prospect of the cunning Persian fighting back! Then the trouble starts.
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
I'm talking about drawing a line in the
sand, Dude. Across this line you do
not, uh--and also, Dude, Brown Person is
not the preferred, uh nomenclature. . . Persian. Please.
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
that, and a pair of testicles.
'nam was a foot soldier's war whereas this thing should be a fucking cakewalk.
Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Persian talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you take your average Persian, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, lookit look at all them them Iraqis killed off and they still wouldn't quit.
"There's a 30,000-pound penetrator [bomb] that the Air Force is getting ready to field, that penetrates quite a bit," he says.
The bomb, known as the "massive ordnance penetrator," is designed to destroy deeply buried targets, such as hardened concrete facilities and tunnels.
This is just what America needs: more penetration, to get at those hard-to-reach tunnels.
Haha. "Hardened."
I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Bill Clinton.
I'm just gonna . . . mosey over to the war room.
Should we really blame the Occupant for Burns's attempted sophistry? I mean, he's not currently employed at the State Department, is he?
Cet animal est tres mechant.
I mean, just look at the big board!
One of our presidents has gone a little funny in the head . . . you know . . . a little . . . funny.
One of our presidents has gone a little funny in the head . . . you know . . . a little . . . funny.
Well I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip up sir.
I so look forward to warming up the old Goldwater joke: "They told me if I voted for McCain, we'd end up at war with Iran. Well, I voted for MaCai, and we're at war with Iran!"
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