Monday, August 31, 2009

The Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus

Tomorrow, Glenn Beck, who is a sheep (exclamation point exclamation point) is going to take off his gloves (exclamation point!) and tell you where to be, America, to save America. But America is a place; it is where it is by being what it is! Beck! You are the Jean Baudrillard of the Ludwig Wittgensteins of the barnyard. Some pig! Two legs good, four legs baaaaaaaa-d.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

He needs a smartboard!!!

Enron said...

Garhhh! I guess this is what happens when you convert to Mormonism.

drip said...

Whoeee, big fella. U needs a Y (because we likes U) but U needs 2 use a C, 2.

Does this stuff work? If so, we are, well, we can't be more doomed, can we? We are sooner doomed? Do you C?

romerocker said...

We are a oligarhy!

la Rana said...

As Leni's classic plays in the background, Howard Beale, minus some IQ points and with a touch of the paranoid schizophrenia, stumbles across the scrambled manuscripts of Animal Farm and 1984...

Anonymous said...

Joseph H. Smith, I hate me some Mormons.

Frederick said...

The sun will come out, tomorrow, tomorrow!!

Coleman said...

You all scoff, but I'm tuning in for sure.

Oh, wait I don't have cable.

IOZ, post another video tomorrow?

Hawver said...

"I'm tired of being a sheep, so everyone tune in tomorrow and I'll tell you exactly where to go to stop being a sheep."


Words fail me.

tooearly said...

You are the Jean Baudrillard of the Ludwig Wittgensteins of the barnyard

could someone explain that one to me?

Enron said...

What exactly do you do for a living, Mr. Lebowski?

Think Mps said...

Oh, he's just poking fun at his own viewers on the 'just one letter missing' bit. Haha, glenn, very good.

Anonymous said...

Dude could run a gameshow for Hizbollah! He just needs Armani.

SteveB said...

What, he couldn't wedge a "communism" onto his blackboard to get the missing "C"? And obviously you can get a "Y" from "Yuropean-style socialism."

Christopher M. said...

My grandparents loved his comedy tour. Thanksgiving should be particularly surreal this year.

hiltfredus said...

Glenn Beck is obviously a deep-cover anarcho-syndicalist, working to discredit American fascism from the inside. Or something.

Kafka said...

He has an army of old angry poor white people really pissed about their SS checks and Medicare. And I think they hate Mexican immigrants, or gays or atheists or somebody...or is it car companies they hate and banks they like, or guns they like and deer they hate.

I'd like to show up- maybe I could borrow my dad's Revolutionary War reenactment costume with flint lock musket. They should all wear tri-cornered hats too so we can pick each other out at the mall.

Eva B said...

From all that is holy...
Have you all seen the book cover for his latest?? He's dressed as Mussolini or an SS officer, can't really tell, but WOW!

Some pigs are more equal than others and some are just big, fat idiots.