Let's review the, uh, financial crisis, shall we? A bunch of rich fucks were like, "ZOMG yinz can't afford them hahzez! We're broak n' at yinzre fahrd!" And then they fired everyone in America. Then Barack Obama was all like, "America, pause, if you don't, pause, allow me, pause, to, pause, give a bizgoogle dollars, pause, to the rich, pause, fucks, pause, who, pause pause, fired you and stole your house, then, pause, you will all, pause, end up sucking, pause, milk, pause, from Rose ah Sharon's, pause, titty, pause, in the barn, pause, because Depression, pause, full stop." So all the rich fucks got a quintillion dollars each and everyone was still fired and now we're supposed to be happy that
something worse, unidentifiable in any specific manner, didn't occur, because of Actions Taken.
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First, I'm going to need you to put on this special time-traveling mask.
Studded leather time collar.
It was important that the rich fucks receive money because otherwise they couldn't pump said money back into the stock market and Asian real estate to create a new bubble. Without a new bubble, the economy would be really fucked. See, it's all under control.
Love it and the "GoW" reference.
Obama shoved Jesus.
I'll take something worse for a thousand, Alex.
The poor caused the global financial meltdown while the rich were otherwise engaged, asleep or something. Y'know, you come back from Aspen and find that the maid has set fire to the west wing in your absence and the chauffeur's dealing blow out of your limo.
BTW: IOZ have you called your broker lately?
The "something worse" was that rich, important people would be fucked,too. They couldn't have that.
If it saved us from more NYT pieces on the terrible plight of the super wealthy who are now just regular wealthy - it was worth every penny.
See how well that tiger repellent is working?
Those rich fucks, the whole fucking thing...
Oh, so IOZ has been reading DeLong again, eh?
-- sglover
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Face it, Walter, there isn't any connection.
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