|Upright Citizens Brigade|
|UCB: Time Machine|
Let's review the, uh, financial crisis, shall we? A bunch of rich fucks were like, "ZOMG yinz can't afford them hahzez! We're broak n' at yinzre fahrd!" And then they fired everyone in America. Then Barack Obama was all like, "America, pause, if you don't, pause, allow me, pause, to, pause, give a bizgoogle dollars, pause, to the rich, pause, fucks, pause, who, pause pause, fired you and stole your house, then, pause, you will all, pause, end up sucking, pause, milk, pause, from Rose ah Sharon's, pause, titty, pause, in the barn, pause, because Depression, pause, full stop." So all the rich fucks got a quintillion dollars each and everyone was still fired and now we're supposed to be happy that something worse, unidentifiable in any specific manner, didn't occur, because of Actions Taken.