Friday, November 06, 2009

Traumedy



Apparently there was violence on a military base. Well, my world is turned upside down. Maybe the major just confused the medical center with a wedding party.

Posted by IOZ at 9:34 AM | email »
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26 comments:

Mr.Fundamental said...

And a good day to you, sir.

10:06 AM
Inkberrow said...

You mean certain socio-cultural milieux engender murderous violence against perceived enemies?

Yeah, I guess I can see that.

10:12 AM
Anonymous said...

This aggression will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.

10:14 AM
TGGP said...

My guess is that military bases have below-average murder rates.

10:30 AM
Inspector Lee said...

He had mental issues but pacifism wasn't one of them.

10:32 AM
Anonymous said...

My guess is that military bases have below-average murder rates.

Probably depends on your definition of murder.

10:35 AM
Mr.Fundamental said...

Inky is like a velociraptor testing the fencing. too funny.

10:37 AM
nikkos said...

You guys are fucking hilarious.

10:47 AM
Leonard said...

Jihadis want peace too! Allah commands peace, as soon as the USA becomes an Islamic society.

10:52 AM
Agi said...

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

10:53 AM
IOZ said...

You forget, Leonard, that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

10:54 AM
Anonymous said...

well said. he just picked the wrong target.

11:01 AM
Montag said...

it's probably not my place to declare a winner, but Agi wins.

11:04 AM
TGGP said...

Anonymous, even if we accept that murder is what the military does, they tend to do it off base, just as I don't kill delicious animals on the firing range.

11:50 AM
Gen. Ripper said...

Our precious bodily fluids...

12:07 PM
nikkos said...

Laugh it up, assholes. If you must milk this incident for comedy, at least work a little harder. "Strangelove" quotes are the "Stairway To Heaven" of "edgy" satire.

12:26 PM
Montag said...

Led Zeppelin? i love that guy!

12:28 PM
IOZ said...

And by the way, which one is pink?

12:58 PM
Anonymous said...

There's a feeling I get,
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying
For leaving.

1:09 PM
Mr.Fundamental said...

it appears that America is going to have to kill some more people now.

1:21 PM
NutellaonToast said...

If only the people on the military base had been armed, no one would've allowed this tragedy to go as far as it did.

1:32 PM
General Stanley McCrystal said...

And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

1:42 PM
David Chappell said...

Never trust a psychiatrist - especially one with guns

2:54 PM
Lynyrd Skynhead said...

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

2:57 PM
Anonymous said...

Hey nikkos, shouldn't you be holding hands in a prayer circle or something?

3:42 PM
Anonymous said...

if we're "milking this for comedy" does that mean you're milking this for self-righteousness?

1:46 PM

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