Monday, November 16, 2009

The Truman Show

You know, a more effective way to encourage the ends sought by E.J. Dionne would be to legalize patronage.

19 comments:

Mr.Fundamental said...

now THAT is funny.

Anonymous said...

But who wants to have to go door to door shilling for votes for your local pol?

I'd rather spend 3 years in graduate school.

IOZ said...

A couple neighbors of mine were Obama precinct captains and they asked if I'd canvas. I told them I would, but that I worked on commission.

Mr.Fundamental said...

this thread has such potential.

Mr.Fundamental said...

and it's a shame Rittelmeyer is no longer blogging over at CSB, she is really into machine politics. which I find fascinating. like, why would I waste an ounce of my time working for a politician? where's my return? the system is fucked, man. LOL

Inspector Lee said...

A program named for Teddy Roosevelt? Call them the Rough Riders.

Aaron said...

Uh, I wasn't aware patronage was illegal. Ever been through a sham search?

Enron said...

Yeah man. If America is a business, where's my cut?

TGGP said...

they are, deservedly, held in high esteem
Presumably not by the people they bomb.

Leonard said...

It's time for a civilian ROTC.

Yeah, we could call it the CROTCH. That would work. Or maybe the Bureaucrat Officer Training Corps: BOTCH.

Or maybe we could just call it, "English major"?

Mr.Fundamental said...

I want to see Leonard's tree fort. I bet it's sweet.

IOZ said...

It sports the most unnecessary "No Girls Allowed" sign.

Leonard said...

There's a pony in there somewhere.

Mr.Fundamental said...

NO WAY I WANT A PONY!

Anonymous said...

The patronage system of old is overly disparaged. There is no arguing with its effectiveness to "deliver". After all, just take a look at the "wealth creators" worshipped by the glibertarians...if you can't concede that patronage explains why a lot of people have the jobs they do, then you are not paying attention. Can you imagine a small business with more than one employee that doesn't engage in this practice?

Anonymous said...

Those rich fucks--this whole fucking thing!

IOZ said...

The old man told me take any rug in the house.

Mr.Fundamental said...

CSB is back yo! she was gone most of the summer. weird.

Mr.Fundamental said...

like many workmanlike yet inferior writers

good enough for government work!

thanks dad.