Friday, October 30, 2009

Floater

[Laura Dern digs elbow-deep in a pile of triceratops shit]

JEFF GOLDBLUM: She's . . . tenacious.

SAM NEILL: You have no idea.

-Jurassic Park
David Brooks circles the categorical imperative like a turd in a toilet, but will not flush. Is Obama, in Afghanistan, acting only according to maxim that he can will into universal law? Yuuuuuhhhhh, Dave don't know. But he suspects not. In a Friedmanesque turn of phrase, he diagnoses the dilemma: "a determination vacuum." Well, sure. Or a mineshaft gap. The point, ladies, is that while Obama's mind grasps the probability cloud of the newly re-coined AfPak conflict like a goddamn quantum computer, he lacks the will. The tenacity. The stick-to-it-ive-ness. That certain je ne sais quoi. He is not Lincoln. Not Churchill. He is one of us, only, pure prose. Or, no, that was Lowell describing Mussolini. What day is this?

Lost in the fester of words is one of those gloriously, unintentionally telling sentences that pop out of ruling class from time to time, like a prom-night dumpster baby:
It would be shameful to deploy more troops only to withdraw them later.
Yuuuuuuhhhh, Dave? Uh, you think you might want some kind of limiting clause in there? Some kind of sunset on the later. Oh well. As another famous American Lowell once wrote, Truth forever on the scaffold, wrong forever on the throne.

Of course we are all used to American journos and politicians spouting off about Will with more regularity than a gathering of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. Perhaps that is not a coincidence. Anyway, the idea that our borderlands messing-about in Asia is best understand as a recapitulation of World War II (Churchill) or, even more absurdly, our American Civil War (Lincoln) evinces a dissociative confusion that one rarely encounters outside of a deep Ketamine binge. Perhaps the various Roman campaigns in Gaul and Britain would be more instructive, less totally insane as comparisons. The American psyche requires each conflict be puffed into a world-ending struggle against the Darkness lest we lost our shiny self-image as the world's greatest repository of peace-lovers. Ever.



More honestly and accurately viewed, Obama can afford . . . how did Cheney put it? To dither. Indeed, that may very well be the point.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Quod. Erat. Demonstrandum.


Oh my god. John Stossel Of course, I do not trust any man whose mustache I can see so prominently featured on 19-year-olds at the Xiu Xiu concert. Otherwise, take it away, La_Rana:

What none of these libertarians realizes is that she is not proposing a different interpretation of the tragedy of the commons, or a different solution to the tragedy of the commons. What Ostrom has worked to demonstrate is that, in many situations, there is no such thing as the tragedy of the commons. People can, over time, develop mechanisms for successfully managing common property. There is no need for private property enforced by a state.

You know what Ostrom's work is really an argument for?

Anarchy.
Or, of course, communism!

Things We Like: Bach Covers Pergolesi

Pergolesi's Stabat Mater setting is one of those immediately recognizable tunes, so familiar that we can easily forget just how magnificent it is. Do you know who else thought it was magnificent> Bach, that's who, and so he set a psalm to it.

In a Universe Where Nothing Is True, Nothing Is Permitted

Via Prof Crispy, a suprisingly interesting article on the Twitter Anarchist. Any additional commentary would be supurfluous, so I'll just pass on this bit of wisdom from my uncle, a trial lawyer in Pittsburgh. We both worked Downtown and used to carpool together. I once asked him if, in his experience, the clients he defended were more often guilty or innocent. He said: "They're all guilty. Everyone is guilty. This is America. The only question is: are the guilty of what they've been accused of?"

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Nobody's Business but the Turks

So. Turkey. How about it? Well, it has been a reasonable interlocutor between "The West" and whomever it is that we're not talking to because a) we don't speak their langauges and b) terrorism! Boo! It wanted to join the EU but France was like we have enough Muslims, kthnx, buhbiyee, bisous, kiss-kiss, ciao, nique ta mère, etc. Turkey's PM chastised Israel for needlessly killing Muslims when Israel was needlessly killing Muslims, which is worse than needlessly killing Muslims. Turkey suggested that those crowing loudest about nuclear disarmament might do a little themelves. It behaved peacefully toward its neighbors and is seeking a partnership with Russia, the most powerful regional player beside the EU. In other words, Turkey is behaving as a rational, transparently motivated, easily understood political entity. Naturally, we are very, very worried!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Renouncing Libertarianism Is Cuter than Kittens Riding on Puppies In Wagons Pulled by Miniature Ponies

Libertarians are just republicans who want to smoke weed.

-The Internet
When Kerry Howley made the irrefutable and yet quixotic point that any proper concern with liberty, whether practical or, ahem, merely philosophical, must grapple with the strictures of cultural mores and social conventions, for they affect the lives and freedom of those individuals with whose liberty libertarianism supposedly concerns itself equally to and sometimes more than the official acts and proscriptions and promulgations of the government-même, I made no comment, because honestly, this again? I like and respect Kerry. She is probably smarter than I am. I am sure she looks better in heels. Her efforts along these lines are perhaps noble, but nonetheless doomed. It is not so much that they lack merit--on the merits, she is correct--as that they make a sort of category error. The problem is not that many libertarians are unwilling to consider the broader implications of their philosophy, but rather, that libertarianism is not a philosophy, not even a "political ideology," as the more careful bet-hedgers might have it.

It is instead a lame, purely American third-party movement that sometimes appropriates the trappings of ideology in order to justify self-perpetuation in the face of a plurality-takes-all electoral system wholely inimical to minor parties. In reality, it is no more an ideology, let alone a philosophy, than is "Democrat" or "Republican." It is moderately more consistent than either major American political party because it has no constituency. In the absence of a coalition, coherence. This is nothing to brag about. Still yet, as Eugene Volokh et al. so often and ably demonstrate, in the classic Henley sumnation:
It’s not like Eugene Volokh thinks much of me, either, but I’ve always considered his specialty to be showy moral handwringing on the way to siding with Power anyway.
This is particularly apropos because Will Wilkinson finds Ilya Somin, who is not quite the patented moron as that blog's eponymous proprietor, undermining any notion that libertarianism constitutes anything other than an uproariously unsuccessful effort to turn classic American anti-Federal paranoia into a difference-splitting political third way that abjures both the moral paternalism of Republicans and the economic paternalism of Democrats (whatever any of that means) and thus gathers all together toward a new gilded age. Or something. Somin writes:
These points are distinct from Todd Seavey’s tactical argument in his critique of Kerry, where he points out that identification with one set of cultural values is likely to drive away potential allies for libertarianism. If libertarians are seen as aligned with cultural liberalism, it is likely to alienate cultural conservatives, and vice versa. Linking libertarianism to a narrow cultural agenda would be a mistake similar to Ayn Rand’s insistence that libertarianism entails atheism — a stance that did much to alienate potential supporters who were religious. At the same time, cultural “wedge issues” sometimes do make for good political strategy.
To which I say, Oh, please. Even a bastard term like "political ideology" encompasses more than mere coalition-building. The phrase "alienate potential supporters" is a dead giveaway.

I think it is high time that people like Kerry, who are rightly and righteously concerned with actual liberty, the actual freedom of human beings as individuals to construct and determine the paths of their own lives within their own families, communities, and countries, behave in their own rational best interest and stop calling themselves libertarians. I did! It was not difficult. Indeed, I would go so far as to call it . . . liberating to be unyoked from the ceaseless burden of shit-polishing. Libertarianism is the plaything of cossetted white Americans. That is a fact. In its relentless insistence on state-supremacy, it commits precisely the sin that Kerry identifies: it reifies that which it claims to seek to undermine. It is narrow and parochial, American. What has libertarianism got to say about life within failed states, or clerical democracies, or about Japan, or China, or Myanmar, or Nepal, or occupied Palestine, or Israel, or South Africa? What has it got to say about the construction of community, the nature of cooperative endeavor in the absence of coercion? Most libertarians aren't even willing to accept that property, their central fetish, is itself a cultural artifact, not a constant of nature.

And if the question finally becomes: well, then, what will we call ourselves? Then I suggest a question in reply: why must you call yourselves anything at all?

A Wise Man Once Said . . .

We didn't learn about the horrific bombings until we landed in the Green Zone. I guess that tells you something about the difference between life, close up, and what you see from several hundred feet.

-David Ignatius in the WaPo
Alors. Columnist makes above observation. Columnist fails to apply above observation to the column in which it is embedded.