Monday, January 11, 2010

Feebonics

Apparently someone said that Barack Obama is black? I wish I would've known before I didn't vote for him.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

IOZ said...

Ich bin expert.

NutellaonToast said...

Who wuz it? Who said he's black. I'll get that dirty basterd

Anonymous said...

So who's going to serve me coffee now?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.

Anonymous said...

He's so black, fireflies follow him around in the daytime.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if the plebes pefer a maroon for the plutocrat-stooge-en-chef, is that any skin off plutocrat proboscis?

The Christians

TGGP said...

Contrary to the one-drop rule, he's just as white as he is black.

Enron said...

I think the proper term is biracial.

Rowan said...

Enron, that was a disaster. Here, try this:

And dude, black is not the preferred nomenclature. African-American, please.

IOZ said...

Did I urinate on your rug?

Enron said...

This isn't a guy who picked cotton here. This is a guy...

Anonymous said...

Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Inglese?

Anonymous said...

If he serves his masters well, he'l soon be a "bear".

http://www.rsdb.org/

Anonymous said...

Americans won't vote for a man who looks like an african dictator, or speaks like 50 cent.

Ebonics was supposed to solve this for us

Anonymous said...

ioz, it's "micturate," not "urinate".

NutellaonToast said...

Next election, I'm voting for 50 cent.

Anonymous said...

anon 8:21, you're out of your element.

Besides, I told you, Wu peed on my rug.

Ed said...

This is one of those American exceptionalism things. Obama is considered Black because of the one drop rule. The race codes adopted in slave and ex-slave states held that if you weren't 100% White, you were Black.

Every other country handled things differently, with discriminatory but fairly complex race codes. Essentially Obama would be considered Black only in America.

m said...

South Africa had this down pat.

The Nips being honorary whites for business reasons is brilliant.

Anonymous said...

anon at 8:31, you are right. i was out of my element. i have penciled in some face time w/the dude in the very near future.

meiere fas est-juvenal

Mr.Fundamental said...

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Cervantes said...

"I wish I would've known"?

Really? Really?