Friday, January 22, 2010

Friday Flow Charts: A Cognitive Map of Keith Olberman's Self-Regard

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only question is if this is eight or nine kinds of awesome.

I particularly enjoy the way that Lindsay Lohan flows right into Picard and then into Johnny U.

Anonymous said...

Who's the chink?

Agi said...

Jean Luc rules.

Anonymous said...

dude, chink is not the preferred nomenclature. asian-american, please.

i am also unsure of our asian friend.

Enron said...

Nice, you forgot Mark McGwire. White Night!

Mr. Ziffel said...

Hilarious.

That picture of Lindsay Lohan looks like it was pulled straight out of Hustler's Beaver Hunt. Skankerrific!

Anonymous said...

The pic here suggests KO is making his bid towards his enshrinement in the Old Men Who Look Like Lesbians gallery.

Anonymous said...

Also kudos to Capt. Kirk and his 23rd century dildo.

Leonard said...

The Asian American is Emperor Hirohito. As we all know, he became an American after WWII when he moved to Burbank and became an actor in B movies.

Flip said...

That chink is a Jap, sir--Hirohito, aka Enlightened Peace, emperor-divine when MacArthur came to town on his pale horse after the assfuck of the century

Flip said...

As Leonard already mentioned

RoninJin said...

And Keith shall be known as Muad'Dib, and his name became a killing word.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but what the hell has Lisa Stansfield to do with all of this?

Anonymous said...

I don't get the whole old men who look like lesbians thing. Wouldn't it be more accurate to say old lesbians look mannish?

Anonymous said...

Cut Johnny U some slack.

a lot of alliteration from anxious anchors said...

I was assuming that someone would have posted a reply in mock-Olbermannian ranting, with lots of "SIR" sentence-endings.

Man, do you motherfuckers let me down.

beaver hunt said...

Lindsay Lohan: opening moments of a Bukakke video shot in a jacuzzi suite at the Holiday Inn Express.

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