Who Is IOZ?: Lawd Gawd

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Lawd Gawd

Ah-ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho, ha hahahahhahaha. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Lord. OMG. WTF. This is . . . this is . . . oh aha ha ha oh oh oh. Someone dry mah eyes!

By far, by far the best part is when he says, "True story." Lurlz! Let me tell you, my grandfather owned a bar, and I am a drinkin' man, and I can tell you, mister, what "true story!" means!

31 comments:

Enron said...: Dessalines would've killed the light-skinned one too.; 8:28 PM
anxiousmodernman said...: http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/; 8:56 PM
Rojo said...: Jim Roberts of the Heritage Foundation agrees with Pat that out of this tragedy "some good may come."; 8:56 PM
Anonymous said...: The bums will always lose, Mr. Lebowski. The bums will always lose!; 9:52 PM
Pat said...: Bah, Pat Robertson. I'm witholding opinion until Jack van Impe weighs in.; 10:00 PM
Guest said...: ...and they kicked the french out of...indochina...wait...hispanola - er, hispaniola, uh -; 10:19 PM
Michael Dawson said...: This kind of stuff is why we won't get facsism here in the USA. Folks are already too used to the shock doctrines. They don't get anybody off the couch.

Meanwhile, one wonders where our friends like TGGP are at these tender, rational moments. It's a great time to restate one's admiration for the right, John Birch, etc...; 12:26 AM
Michael Dawson said...: P.S. Is Pat rockin a weight-line? That's pretty emo...; 12:27 AM
weaver said...: Is Pat confusing Haiti with Robert Johnson?; 6:24 AM
annie oakley said...: "that would be ... a pretty optimistic attitude" = OMG this man is insane; 8:30 AM
Christopher M. said...: Napoleon the Third... or whoever... keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for, uh, domestic... y'know, within the city - that ain't legal either!; 8:43 AM
Anonymous said...: Never trust a man molded from ham aspic.; 9:00 AM
Anonymous said...: Minor league.

Wait until your "Christian" outfit starts offering its adversaries as whole-burnt sacrifices to Baal.

Inqui-historically yours

The papist Christians; 10:11 AM
Anonymous said...: True story: Pat Robertson made a pact with the devil in exchange for earthly success.; 10:14 AM
Pat Robertson said...: Of course I meant to say Napoleon XIV.; 1:29 PM
zencomix said...: When Billy Mays refused to hawk Robertson's diet shakes, God smote him down. True story.; 1:40 PM
P Rob said...: True story Kristi: I wouldn't doink you with my wife's pecker.; 3:57 PM
Montag said...: http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/pat-robertson-is-far-more-important.html; 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...: "For example, I doubt there are more than two major universities in this country that bother to teach a course on Pat Robertson and his influence."
Poli Sci 101: Introductory Pat Robertson; 6:33 PM
Enron said...: RE: Montag
What the fuck is she talking about?; 9:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Pat Robertson is one of the plutocarat reaming lubes.

It's just that PR is for use on the fascist leaning sheeple, unlike use-for-protobolshevik-sheeple lube (e.g. Kos and/or Huff).

Lubrifiantly yours

The Christians; 11:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Pat (commentator above):

Jacque Van Impe is too busy worrying about Chuck's 13 inch dong nailing Rexella every night to concentrate on fitting Haitians into the rapture. Because Pat (senile fuck) is impotent, he's moved beyond such earthly concerns.

The real question is who's the genius who came up with the 700 Club title: huge ratings boost from truckers at shitty motels too cheap too pay-per-view and fall asleep with the tv on and their greasy hands down their pants wondering when the gang-bang starts.

- COT; 11:43 AM
Anonymous said...: The only difference is the lube. As the Friday Flow Chart has it, the reaming implement is the same for everyone.

Lubrifiantly yours etc. etc. etc.

The Christians; 5:09 PM
Howard said...: Agree about the "true story" part. Was watching The Daily Show's coverage, waiting for John Stewart to zero in on this phrase, but he never did. True story.; 6:21 PM
Mongo, At The Moment said...: There's a reason that Robertson's former close personal companion, Jerry Fallwell, is buried beneath a giant slab of heavy, interconnected rocks.

It's because no one wants him digging himself up out of the ground and lurching around, a rotted, putrescent thing, in search of eating human flesh and your personal brain. Just as he'd done in life.

"If Jesus came back, and saw what was being done in his name -- he'd never stop throwing up."
-- Max von Sydow
Hannah and Her Sisters; 12:15 AM
Inkberrow said...: "I am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except by me".

--- Max von Sydow
The Greatest Story Ever Told; 2:00 PM
Mongo, At The Moment said...: [Hands Redford a 9mm pistol, smiles] -- For that day.

Max von Sydow
Three Days Of The Condor; 9:18 PM
Inkberrow said...: [Confronts a cowering Paul Dooley, begins "I could crush your skull like a nut, but I won't"]

I need you.

Max von Sydow
Strange Brew; 10:58 AM
Mongo, At The Moment said...: Antonius Block: [Leans back from chessboard, looks briefly out to sea.] Jag bryr mig inte om du är död. Jag bryr mig inte om du är naken under den kåpa. Jag slår dig i schack, och nu, du vill spela "Sänka skepp" och "Twister"? Det är svag, döden. Det är svaga och det är lame. Så, vill du gå och hitta några flickor?

Max von Sydow
The Seventh Seal; 9:48 PM
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The Seventh Seal; 10:13 AM
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