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Monday, January 04, 2010

As far as newspaper editorials go, this is pretty good, but there's a big stinker right in the middle:

President Obama, much to his credit, has forsworn the use of torture....

Well, let us remember who else forswore torture, ne?

Barack Obama said...: Look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?; 9:32 AM
TGGP said...: Well, if he hadn't foresworn, he would have been an even badder dude (bad enough to rescue the Presidency?).; 12:05 PM
AlanSmithee said...: What does "rendition" mean?; 12:57 PM
Enron said...: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.; 2:31 PM
Salty said...: 1: Obama is better than Bush, because Bush tortured people

2: Bush denied that it was torture

3: Obama would never deny that it was torture, because Obama is better than Bush

If we divide the area of the argument by its radius, we get 3.1415

Now you to can be a political mathematician!; 2:56 PM
Salty said...: Oh geez, you too. I look like a Free Republic poster.; 2:56 PM
Inspector Lee said...: Somewhat like promising to forgo all others...torture is the adultery of the State.; 2:55 PM

Monday, January 04, 2010