Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Wheremacht?

I am obviously no great believer in progress, but look, even though it's only been fifty years, the post-war Western European peace has got to rank as one of the great achievements of our sorry civilization, and for all the EU's problems and iniquities, the fact that those countries have created a vast, cooperative, peaceful union of peoples on the fucking ash piles of the greatest human calamity of all time can hardly be taken lightly or dismissed. That you can travel without a passport from Madrid to Berlin is nothing short of a miracle given our species' persistent brutishness, clannishness, violence, indifference, and cruelty. Europe, if hardly a utopia, if beset by the ghosts of its colonial past and its demographic future, if uncertain of political values and economic policies, if often racist and often unjust, if overburdened by bureaucracies and no longer the greatest epicenter of human invention, is nonetheless at peace with itself and its neighbors--a mature, happy, somewhat cossetted, wealthy, weary society full of fast trains and bad pop music. It bears repeating. All of this on the ground-up bones and wailing shades of mankinds self-made, mid-century apocalypse, our greatest disaster, our worst moment, our most titanic act of collective insanity.

Soooooo . . . this is apparently a bad thing. The so-called demilitarization of Europe is crimping America's ability to occupy foreign countries and fight neverending counterinsurgencies in order to achieve something or other.

A perception of European weakness, [Secretary of Defense Robert Gates] warned, could provide a “temptation to miscalculation and aggression” by hostile powers.
What fucking hostile powers?

42 comments:

Happy Jack said...

Maybe when the North Sea oil runs out, the Vikings might revert to pillaging again.

la Rana said...

worthy fuckin' advesary

Cüneyt said...

Not that I agree, but you know who, IOZ. China, Russia, the Arabs.

Christopher M. said...

What fucking hostile powers?

Us, obviously.

Anonymous said...

China? Right...the tennis-shod hordes are even now marching across the Yangtzee!! (oh,wait a minute)
Waitwaitwait, Fulda Gap, Fulda Gap..the Red Army is marching, hear the thunder of the T-34's !!!

"The Arabs" now that's a heckofanenemy..which country was that again? Arabian? Arabstania? Can't find that one on the map....

I vote for 'guest workers from Turkey'

Anonymous said...

Trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank, that ain't combat.

Anonymous said...

What fucking hostile powers?

Aliens from outer space who understand English from old Star Trek episodes we've been beaming out into space...duh.

Anonymous said...

That post is a keeper, even though it doesn't have the word "eruction" in it.

There's something about that word ...

mitch said...

We were promised a war with Russia, goddammit.

George Jones said...

Christ you've been bleak lately. Can you even write a post without wailing shades and oubliettes anymore? Whatever happened to roast duck and anal sex?

Solar Hero said...

Simple class consciousness. He means: "the people."

Anonymous said...

Them Rooskies, of course. If they ever sober up.
-- sglover

Anonymous said...

Bacevich, a non-insane conservative like Larison, has an article making a similar point.

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/02/22/let_europe_be_europe

10,000 Angry Vegans said...

That you can travel unencumbered by paperwork from Madrid to Berlin is really nothing amazing, given that this journey involves a mere two borders and is little more than a sedentary clackety-clack across empty France between the continent's second and third largest cities. From the Spanish capital to Gare d'Austerlitz, from Paris straight to Berlin - et voilà. Hardly the stuff of Paul Theroux.

Dublin to Ankara by road, now that's a journey.

Mr.Fundamental said...

Strong men also cry. . . Strong men also cry.

IOZ said...

Paul Theroux? Jesus Christ, that's the highwatermark these days? All the sad young literary men infuckingdeed.

Enron said...

I mean, authentic mass transit, bars that never close, and Sitges really are a threat to world stability.

Anonymous said...

Enron, your gibbering asininity is a threat to my mental stability. SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!

davidly said...

Ironic that I just got my permanent residence visa transferred to my renewed passport today.

In the process, I was "controlled" on the U-Bahn. I was (knowingly) using my ticket illegally to make the return trip. My feeling is: If it's still within the two hour limit, fuck it.

Also interesting (synchronistically speaking) is an article in the TAZ yesterday about a German born politician, but to English and Italian parents. She's has been denied citizenship because of her membership in the Left Party. Seems this has suddenly become unconstitutional in spite of the fact that the party runs the state government in Brandenburg right next door. You see, the minister in her state of Lower Saxony is a Christian Democrat. Ahhh, die Politik!

As to the EU: I unnerstan' what you sayin' - but dey be doin' some butt reamin' and it ain't da good kind. Sovereignty is getting buried under ever larger umbrellas.

Joseph Dietrich said...

Man, that's a bitch. Living in peace is a danger to peace.

Also, uh, what weakness is Gates even fucking talking about? Sure, they ain't big spenders like the US, but when I look at the list of world military expenditures, I see that the EU spends more than China and Russia and the Middle East combined. I don't think we'll be seeing the Yellow Communist Oligarch Musselman hordes occupying Brussels anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

They won't hurt us, Donny. These men are cowards.

druff said...

Enron, notwithstanding Nony 2:40, your blawg rox, sir.

Cüneyt said...

Oh yes, Anonymous; us too. We're Arabs too.

10,000 Angry Vegans said...

IOZ: yes, yes, Theroux is a purveyor of populist nonsense and the recipient of populist awards and/or large cheques and thus must be dreadful. He also known for having done more than sit on his arse for 1,400 miles across France on the SNCF.

Anonymous said...

bob gates watched his buddies die face in the muck so europe could enjoy this family restaurant. or something. definitely affects us all.

Ashley said...

There macht.

There castle.

MichaelRyerson said...

Curiously uplifting. You may be losing your touch.

hv said...

druff said...

Enron, notwithstanding Nony 2:40, your blawg rox, sir.


+1.. very impressive writing and depth of knowledge.

Ignore the Anonymous asshole.

David Chappell said...

"Dublin to Ankara by road, now that's a journey."

Particularly the bit across the Irish Sea.

Flip said...

"I am obviously no great believer in progress, but look ..."

But look--but look--IOZ! You said it man

G said...

"What hostile powers?"

Clearly, he was referring to Argentina:

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9E38QF80.htm

Falkands war II can't be far off if they perceive that the UK has become a nation of weak, peace loving sissies. That's why they must continue fighting in Afghanistan. To show other hostile powers they have the will to fight.

It all makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Falklands 2- Electric Boogaloo

Anonymous said...

IOZ: fuck one, marry one, kill one, among the EU states. go!

mmmm le Marais mmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

I posit that in the rotting Roman Empire of the 3rd and 4th century, when dreams of expansion had gone, and the next barbarian alliance hadn't yet formed, life was pretty mellow, too.

Same holds for the Ottomans, cca 1750, and should hold true of US after some strategic debacle puts the Yankee Empire on the defensive.

Capt'n Obvious

Anonymous said...

Capt'n Obvious: well past 1750 for the Ottoman Empire, like 170 years past into its very last days in the 1920's:

http://www.webster.edu/~corbetre/personal/reading/passion.html

At the above link, see the author's observation that life was not only pretty mellow for the Turkish Agha (local governor), but also for Greeks who were willing to submit peaceably to Turkish rule (cf the folks in the "host village" led by Priest Grigoris)

Anonymous said...

@Captn Obvious,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century

Anonymous said...

I may be mistaking your intent, but to learn of people's life in the mid-roman empire, I prefer personal accounts (say Lucian of Samosata), rather than Gibbon-style imperolatric drivel.

If one takes Lucian at his word, the provincial life in mid-Roman empire was not necessarily unpleasant.

Anonymous said...

Capt'n Obvious, that is

Anonymous said...

if beset by the ghosts of its colonial past and its demographic future, if uncertain of political values and economic policies, if often racist and often unjust, if overburdened by bureaucracies and no longer the greatest epicenter of human invention, is nonetheless at peace with itself and its neighbors

Europe is not at peace with itself, it is drunk on its own propaganda. Islamization, economic destabilization and stagnation will play the hangover.

Also: happy? Europe?

Joseph Dietrich said...

Anonymous@5:25, were you listening to the Dude's story?

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