You can read this and other fine recent Daniel Larison for an explanation of just how shameful this sort of post-hoc rationalizing of murder and destruction really is, but what actually strikes me as the most inhuman, the most anti-human idea of all the inhuman ideas lodged in the reptilian, blood-drinking brains of Thomas Friedman and his crocodilian cohort, is the horrific notion that the highest lifetime achievement is voting in an election. Seriously. The pinnacle of the human experience at the ballot box. It is quite seriously insane. It elevates a procedural aspect of one particular form of government to a categorical moral virtue. It proposes that participation in electoral politicking occupies the same plane of significance and value as orgasm or childbirth, as making a home, as cooking a meal for one's family, as meeting a new lover, as seeing a beautiful work of art or hearing an ingenious piece of music, as singing, as dancing, as getting a good night's sleep, as spending a day on the water, as bartering and bargaining at the marketplace, as religious ecstasy, if you're into that sort of thing . . . I mean, there is a whole panoply of centrally human experiences, and while a weak argument can be made that these are more readily available under some forms of governance than others, acts of civic engagement just aren't that fucking important. A life without elections or a life without lovemaking? If you had to choose. And that is what's so goddamned monstrous about Friedman. We destroyed these people's lives, and we propose to buy off their suffering with congressional campaigns? Jesus wept.
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Can we get a referendum on government sponsored orgasms?
Both links are to the fried man.
"We destroyed these peoples lives, and we propose to buy off their suffering with congressional campaigns"
thats a keeper.
They like to rave about Muslim Democracy , until people from groups like Hamas get elected.
A life without elections or a life without lovemaking?
I vote for lovemaking!
Larison is indeed very very good on this.
Links fixed.
Oh, dig this Friedalicious metaphor:
Former President George W. Bush’s gut instinct that this region craved and needed democracy was always right. It should have and could have been pursued with much better planning and execution. This war has been extraordinarily painful and costly. But democracy was never going to have a virgin birth in a place like Iraq...
All Iraq needed to realize democracy was a thorough dicking! Bush just didn't use enough lube.
Nothing's as great as the time I first voted while having sex and listening to beautiful music. Old Mrs. Grover, whose white hair and bright button eyes had not changed since she taught my kindergarten class thirteen years earlier, was the poll worker who proudly signed me in, and well do I remember how Mr. Call, my old Cub Scout leader, leaned out from the next-door booth to rib me good-naturedly as I rammed away at my slut and punched holes in the ballot slip. How sweet, how glad the Bachean harpsichord prickled and plucked around us, how murmuring the rustling curtains sighed, how drenched my young abdomen in love's juices gleamed as a bald eagle screamed from the schoolyard flagpole and the American sun blazed furious fire
"And how about you President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran?"
Despite all the govt. sponsored climaxing going on in Iraq, the Friedster is always willing and able to "progressively" look over the horizon, to the next dark-haired maiden in waiting, and with a mouse-like roar say "What'cha got Ho?!? Where my money?!?"
It's also an effort to conceal the true source of all meaningful advances in democracy: social movements. Compared to those, voting is combing your hair.
Dawson, I love you. Spot on. And IOZ, while I think that humanity is a political species, you mention many activities for which political action may be a means, but political action is never an ends in itself. It can only win the ability to do things that actually matter. And I have yet to see that Iraq is gaining that through the thumb revolution that is as silly under Obama as it was under Bush.
8 year olds, dude.
Religion never makes sense from the outside. (If it did, it wouldn't be religion, it'd be common sense or science or whatever.) Religion: that's what belief in democracy is. Worship the great Goddemocracy.
Friedman: “How come we Iranian-Persian-Shiites — who always viewed ourselves as superior to Iraqi-Arab-Shiites — can only vote for a handful of pre-chewed, pre-digested, ‘approved’ candidates from the supreme leader, while those lowly Iraqi Shiites, who have been hanging around with America for seven years, get to vote for whomever they want?”
Wow, the Iraqis get to vote for whomever they want? When do I get some of that?
Because the way I remember the last Presidential election, the candidates had been chosen before the primary in my state and I got the choice of two warmed over pre-chewed candidates who both disagree strongly with me on all the issues that are important to me.
Also, is "The New York Times" just a new name for that Weekly Reader they gave us in fifth grade? Where's the paper for adults?
Elections are a force that gives us meaning.
Speaking of love…
And the American military penetrated into the fertile crescent...
Leonard, why am I not surprised you work in "technology"? One assumes you've never heard that democracy is the worst possible system, except for all the other possibilities.
Anarchy is, perhaps, another word for communism, so a great goal for our great-great-great-great....grandchildren. As a political position now, especially combined with your sort of democracy dismissal, it's a Dungeons and Dragons mindfuck.
Amen. No snark, just amen.
Naderite!
Sometimes when I read Friedman I get the feeling that this NY Times editorialist gig is just a cover, and that he really works for some shadowy Ministry of Information or something. Nobody could possibly be such a pollyanna. I mean, I have actually voted once or twice in my life, and I have to say, in terms of momentousness, it ranks right up there with putting out the trash or paying bills. And as for results, I have yet to see any worth mentioning.
strong men also cry.
A life without elections or a life without lovemaking?
Had we known then what we know now, and been offered the choice, most of us would have chosen a life without Friedman. Who will now spend the next of year of life unspooling poor similies and poorer homilies, later to be compiled into a Serious Book (tour).
Friedman is unfortunately adept at limning the notion that Americans care for Iraqi freedom over salving their own consciences and retroactively justifying the unjustifiable. As with the post-Vietnam era, the prime therapeutic mission will be to assuage the morally complicit and intellectually lazy.
Plus also, Friedman may yet recoup a sliver of his wife's commercial real estate bubble losses. Slam dunk!
Fafblog has similar sentiments:
"Is Iraq a democracy? Of course not. But is it close to becoming a democracy? Ha ha, no. But it certainly does resemble, from a distance, when we squint, the vague shape of a notion of the idea of something that contains one particular rote procedural aspect of democracy - albeit one that happens to be attached to a military dictatorship. And certainly that must be worth something. And for the sake of argument, let's say it's worth, oh, I don't know, everyone America has killed, bombed, starved, maimed and tortured in Iraq over the past two decades."
I like it too.
Voting booth confessional
On your knees pilgrim
Commence communion with the Holy
Now you're worthy
Now go forth
and sin
Fafblog has similar sentiments
Who could have predicted?...
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