Monday, May 03, 2010

Om

Man, we are really inundated these days with the notion that we've got to liberate ourselves from "foreign oil" or the slightly less objectionably ridiculous "foreign sources of energy," as if fungible, combustible commodities carry passports and political aspirations. Like, oh, if only we could stop importing oil and close the Arizona border we could live in some sort of splendid, sequestered isolation . . . Bhutan with big-screen TVs and Grand Slam breakfasts.

9 comments:

Professor Coldheart said...

It's the "realpolitik" way of being anti-war, don't ya know. One cannot literally, Joe Biden, say that there's no plausible reason for American troops to travel tremendous distances and kill foreigners at great expense. I mean, what sorta fool nonsense is that? But one can say that America's martial turgidity would be better reserved for the real threats (y'know, Koreans) if U.S. troops didn't have to wade into the Middle East every 9 years to stabilize/destabilize certain regimes.

Anonymous said...

You might adjust your Whole Foods stance after you take a look at the free "magazine" (essentially a fancy looking circular) they're giving away these days. It's got a five dollar price tag but they put in my shopping bag for free.

There's one article in the "magazine" that is a response to the Health Care bill. The article claims an elderly couple solved all there health problems by shopping at Whole Foods. "It's much cheaper than other stores and we threw away all our prescriptions after 10 weeks on the Whole Foods diet."

Missing chapters from Atlas Shrugged, or half baked self help bullshit. What's the difference.

I can't quite recall but their crippling arthritis and blinding glaucoma may have been solved by purchasing crystals and magnets for the Health and Body aisle.

I may boycott out of embarassment. But CSA season is starting anyway. I think there is a bunch of pork and chicken CSAs starting up around here, all we need now is a dry goods CSA.

Anonymous said...

there/their

mds said...

Bhutan has plenty of big-screen TVs; they're just not plugged in to anything. And "Grand Slam breakfast" was what many ethnic Nepalis in Bhutan woke up to in 1991.

la Rana said...

Bhutan with big-screen TVs and Grand Slam breakfasts.

Where do I sign up?

Anonymous said...

and how come i don't hear anything about our crippling reliance on foreign TV's!!!!

Anonymous said...

DUDE. Bhutan with big screen TVs and Grand Slam breakfasts!? That ended up sounding a lot more perfect than you intended!!

Dr Wilhelm said...

IOZ your inappropriate plugging of Grand Slam Breakfasts is wearing on me. Not only have you ruined Special K forever (not the cereal), but now Bhutan as well.

tobey macguire said...

That EXACTLY what it means IOZ! Close the borders; drill, drill, drill and Click your heels three times, then it's Pleasantville (unironically) for all.