Out to Lunch

Hey, uh, by dah way: Monsieur IOZ will be out of the office this week and will be returning next Monday. Although he will have intermitent access to the electronic worldmind, he will not be able to give a shit until he returns. Please do not leave him a message, as he will only claim that it "must've got caught in the spam filter, because I definitely never got that." In the case of a true emergency, you are basically SOL, because he hasn't got any colleagues for you to contact, unless you are between the ages of 16 and 24, between the heights of 5'8" and 6'1", and maintain a body fat percentage of less than 6%, in which case, please email your name, vital statistics, and a professional head shot to monsieur underscore ioz at hotmail dot com.