Tuesday, July 27, 2010

That's Their Plan . . . Travel into the Past . . . To Assimilate the Future!

To sum up all; there are archives at every stage to be look'd into, and rolls, records, documents, and endless genealogies, which justice ever and anon calls him back to stay the reading of:—In short there is no end of it;—for my own part, I declare I have been at it these six weeks, making all the speed I possibly could,—and am not yet born:—I have just been able, and that's all, to tell you when it happen'd, but not how;—so that you see the thing is yet far from being accomplished.

-Sterne, Tristram Shandy
Given my position on The Media, I find the somewhat obsessive, uh, obsession with the mainstream press' hypocritical standards regarding anonymity and pseudonymity a bit confounding. Every once in a while, though, even I have to chuckle ruefully at a forehead-smacker:
“We don’t know how to react,” one frustrated administration official said on Monday. “This obviously puts Congress and the public in a bad mood.”
This curious case of hidden identity occurs in a fairly remarkable exercise in self-reflection, whereby the principle American organ for reporting on a cache of tens of thousands of leaked, formerly secret documents makes the principle line of inquiry the potential effect that the reporting of said documents by such paper will have on the public, as speculated upon by government officials, and how this will in turn affect the actions of these same, speculative officials. In other words, the newspaper asked the government how it would be affected by the way it imagined the public might react to information that the newspaper itself is about to report. (Take a note, Nolan.)

I guess it would be simpler to report the information contained in the document, observe the resultant public reaction and the subsequent government response, and then report on what you've observed, but it wouldn't be nearly so much fun.

14 comments:

Montag said...

even simpler: when we make the handoff, i grab the guy and beat it out of him.

IOZ said...

Take the wheel.

Inspector Lee said...

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

Leonard said...

Not only would the plodding sort of reporting you suggest not be much fun, it would take too long. Who wants to read "a is important", "a caused b", and "b caused CHASE"? Why not just cut to the chase? Don't get so hung up with causation. Don't think of it as reporting. We could call it "preporting". A preporter's job is to identify which events are significant, then tell the government what those events will make them do. Not only does this locate power in an unassailable place, it retains full deniability for all involved. Power is much less fun with responsibility, n'est-ce pas?

P.S.: "pseudonymity"; "cache"

The Mathmos said...

@Leonard

Or "prêt-à-porting"

/coat

Professor Coldheart said...

"Tonight! Public reaction to leaked documents diverges from White House predictions of public reaction to leaked documents, according to our recent poll of Washington, D.C. journalists! Could this affect the Democrats in the midterm elections? Markos Moulitsas and Andrew Breitbart join us live in the studio; plus, your e-mail and comments."

le sans-culottes said...

coldheart +1

Enron said...

Oh god is Larry King ever going to retire?

Anonymous said...

You obviously don't fancy sports talk radio, which would be completely out of business if the model you suggest were adopted.

Happy Jack said...

Oh god is Larry King ever going to retire?

Who cares? We'll always have Charlie Rose.

Ethan said...

How many times have you watched First Contact in the past month?

almostinfamous said...

dear Enron

Larry King is the physical incarnation of the 6 million dollar man. Except the stunts are all in his head.

best,
almostinfamous

Anonymous said...

Prof. Coldheart hits it out of the ballpark (SportsTalk reference)
Answer to what IOZ posits seems to be in play.
!) Dems + Repubs vote more cheese for ?Afghan conflict
@) White House gins up the rhetoric: ie. This is a violation of Fed law/Everything printed was known before this
#) Nothing worth noting here folks,
back to your regularly scheduled lives
Prof. Obvious

NutellaonToast said...

Yeah, fucking home run with that sports reference there.......