Sunday, August 15, 2010

Heard It All Before



I guess this has been floating around the internet for a few days. "Help us fill the hole. Help us fill the hole, Anderson." Hawt.

Posted by IOZ at 8:50 PM | email »
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15 comments:

stras said...

My hat is off to the universe.

9:10 PM
zencomix said...

Bonus points for the question mark + exclamation point after "Terror Babies", and the George and Laura update.

9:57 PM
The Dude doing Your Mom said...

Islamists will do anything to reestablish the Caliphate. They are also very long term thinkers, so I think its wise to take care of this problem.

Perhaps invading Japan would stop this.

11:48 PM
rob payne said...

He should have been a dentist.

1:45 AM
AlanSmithee said...

I'd be more impressed if the Terror Babies were also Super Predators. Or Satanists. Either one.

2:00 AM
J-Ho said...

Debbie Riddle reminds me of Fire Marshall Bill.

3:51 AM
Devin Lenda said...

I watched this with my one year-old. He laughed hysterically for the first five minutes but suddenly lost his good humor and started balling inconsolably on the floor.* Perhaps sleepiness got the best of him but more likely, at that moment, he realized these people and others like them were running the world and/or that this wasn't satire. Uhh...sorry I brought you into this mess dude.

Forget "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore." If the FBI says terror babies are gonna eat us, A. Cooper, it's clearly time we trudge uniformly into our goodly suburban streets and collectively shit in our star-spangled Walmart underpants in a perfect display of Americanism. Thank Jesus Anderson Cooper is protecting us from scare-mongers like whoever-the-fuck.

*true story

9:42 AM
Anonymous said...

Is this an out take from a Hans Syberberg film?

9:59 AM
Anonymous said...

there's nothing like a nice, healthy dialogue for a nice, healthy democracy.

10:33 AM
johanna said...

I thought it was an eloquent plea for thoughtful, concerned citizens to stay home on election day. I know I will.

11:03 AM
augustus818 said...

Ha! gotcha again Bin Laden. You're dastardly plan to rule the world with Predator Toddlers is foiled.

AMERICA ... FUCK .... YEAH!

1:48 PM
augustus818 said...

From what I'm gathering from our highly esteemed Rep. Gohmert, is that American intelligence is run by some guy named Tony who has a P.O. box, a laptop,and a badge that says "Super-duper-maxi-extreme-ultra Secrete" Wonderful.

2:07 PM
Enron said...

Oh my god she can't smile.

3:38 PM
Anonymous said...

Sure, it's yet more evidence of how difficult it is to do satire any more. But I'll bet a buck that the good congressman is already splicing snippets from that, er, discussion into his campaign ads: "Watch your representative take on those east coast media elites!" His next two years at the trough are assured...
-- sglover

10:54 PM
NutellaonToast said...

Well, the terrorists must be winning cause I'm certainly terrified...

1:27 PM

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