[Trigger Warning: Sexiness, Big Hard Dicks, Good-looking People Having More Sex Than You, Fun, Heterosexuality, Division 1 Athletics, Hot Chicks, Bangin', Fuckin', Doin' It, Cartoon Violence]
So this hilarious thing happened and now of course the Times gives it the Zeitgeist treatment. Sex! The Internet! College! Am I the only human being on earth who remembers Animal House? Fortunately, at least one human person remained sensible about the whole thing.
Anyway, an adage of contemporary journalism is that while you, the journalist, cannot say what you think, you can always find a mouthpiece to say it for you. Take it away, Nicole Queatham, who is "ashamed" of the sexy people at her sexy school:
“Everyone knows how the Internet works,” Ms. Queathem said as she closed her laptop in the student union. “I’ve always been worried about what I put on Facebook. I’m very conscious of future employers looking at it. It’s easy to forget, but important to remember.”Future employers! Verily I say unto yinz, we are a nation of slaves.
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I can't wait until they make a movie of this, starring James Macavoy putting on a terrible German accent to play Lukas Zidella, Rachel McAdams as Nicole Queatham, and Gina Gershon in recycled clips from Showgirls as the author of the list.
I'd rather play the real Lukas, ifyaknowwudahmean.
Not just a nation of slaves, but a nation of eager, willing slaves, each competing against the other to sell themselves into slavery. Only the slavery mainly involves dicking about on the internet.
Fuck, I hate slow Friday afternoons...
i have found you can find happiness in slavery.
"we are a nation of slaves."
whatever. at least my cubicle is near the window.
The only thing that makes it funny are the stories about how utterly awful these d-bags were in the sack.
The revelation that a girl in college likes to get drunk and sleep with overly-confident apes could not be more mundane of a thing.
Any business that won't hire someone because she's a floozy who's easy to get in bed deserves to be short on employees.
Those rich fucks...
It was either the Awl or Gawker that just had the story about the Arizona State student who had her $32,000 scholarship revoked for appearing in a recent porno, but I'm too lazy to find the link right now.
Whoa, really? Arizona State is like a factory for gay twink porn, for serious.
Duke girls get laid? Since when?
I love the NYT's obsession with "find the victim". Was it Owen? Her paramours collectively? Just the lacrosse players? Duke? All the students at Duke?
Humanity, Leonard. We are all the victims!
Kishan Shah, 18, a pre-med student from Carmel, Ind., said the university should not revoke Ms. Owen’s degree, but “they should let her know that she has disgraced the school.”
How generous!
I like the bit at the end about how the exact same thing happened before the internet existed, but how this is still a cautionary tale about the internet because it is.
Here's the ASU link (NSFW), but apparently she still has her scholarship.
Proof at last that women are as size-obsessed as men. It's always among the first things she comments on.
Some of the dudes are way hot. The chick who worries about Facebook may be a slave, but Ms. Powerpoint wasn't.
I actually think there are couple victims here. I mean, when you fuck somebody, you shouldn't have to worry about a critique in which you are named and photographed going viral. There does seem so far to be an unspoken rule on the web to not name associates when you're criticizing them. I think that's because no one wants to build a culture that could ultimately end up being the victim of. My idea of hell is being embarrassed before the entire world. If you want to see slavery, just watch what happens when it becomes normal to gossip about people online.
Also, while it was foolish of the woman to send out electronic copies of the slide presentation if she didn't want it published, in my view it is unethical for anyone to have published it without at least securing her consent.
Subject 7.
YUM.
I think we're overlooking the biggest point, which is that it apparently costs $32k to go to ASU.
We are all the victims!
Wow, maybe now I can finally get me some affirmative action, ifyaknowwhaddimean!
RIDE THAT DICK
My idea of hell is being embarrassed before the entire world. If you want to see slavery, just watch what happens when it becomes normal to gossip about people online.
yeah i don't think that word means what you think it means. i don't think it means what ioz thinks it means either, but the whole "wage slavery" thing at least has instant cross-cultural recognition going for it. like "family values" or "blackened doom metal".
gossip though? on the internet? really?
the only good argument for not hiring powerpoint girl is that it's pretty fucking stupid to enshrine what you don't want public presentation in a format explicitly designed for public presentation. and even that's one of those piles of blow "youthful indiscretion" things politicians talk about when they're applying for that put poor people in jail for using drugs jobby.
dhex, actually, one good reason not to hire her is that powerpoint is not really the best tool for presenting such text-rich information.
Wow IOZ - we do not have the same taste. You might want to head to Cologne sometime soon - lot's of Lukas-types there.
Does anyone have #1's number??
Oh my god that ASU video is like the worst porn ever. Also, a geologist who doesn't drink? They are lying to me through film.
Is it just me, or did Lukas have a strange change of opinion?
This reminds me of those incessant InventHelp commercials. Have a great idea like this fat guy and his retarded inflatable slip n' slide shower? Send it to us so we can submit it to "companies"! By the time we take our cut and they take theirs, you might make a few dollars*
*disclaimer: you won't get anything
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