[Trigger Warning: Sexiness, Big Hard Dicks, Good-looking People Having More Sex Than You, Fun, Heterosexuality, Division 1 Athletics, Hot Chicks, Bangin', Fuckin', Doin' It, Cartoon Violence]
So this hilarious thing happened and now of course the Times gives it the Zeitgeist treatment. Sex! The Internet! College! Am I the only human being on earth who remembers Animal House? Fortunately, at least one human person remained sensible about the whole thing.
Anyway, an adage of contemporary journalism is that while you, the journalist, cannot say what you think, you can always find a mouthpiece to say it for you. Take it away, Nicole Queatham, who is "ashamed" of the sexy people at her sexy school:
“Everyone knows how the Internet works,” Ms. Queathem said as she closed her laptop in the student union. “I’ve always been worried about what I put on Facebook. I’m very conscious of future employers looking at it. It’s easy to forget, but important to remember.”Future employers! Verily I say unto yinz, we are a nation of slaves.