Tuesday, October 19, 2010

James Harrison, Alone, Will Eat the Jets



[Trigger Warning: Homosexual blogger engaging in cisgendernormative FOOTBLAWGING]

Why don't they hand out demi-tasses and pinky rings as well?

Posted by IOZ at 2:51 PM | email »
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12 comments:

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

Stereochemistry joke noted.

3:40 PM
rowan said...

By the way, fans of a certain shaggy-dog mystery film set in Southern California might want to check out Terriers. It kinda feels like a sequel where The Dude decided to keep on with the private investigation. It's on Hulu, too. I like it, and I'm an official TV critic, so, you know.

3:53 PM
David said...

It's not so much pussifying the game as the owners agreeing with Philip Elliot's "We're not the team, we're the equipment!" bit, and realizing that the equipment is fucking expensive and difficult to replace.

4:09 PM
Professor Coldheart said...

Dude, James Harrison is a murderous monster, and I say that as a man with two Ravens jerseys in my closet. (Only one of those jerseys is of a murderer, plz note)

4:19 PM
Paul Alexander said...

Football would not be cool if people stopped getting seriously hurt. There's nothing more beautiful to me than seeing two full grown men run full speed into each other and then one crumples like a tin can.

4:22 PM
Anonymous said...

Football and theatrical wrestling lose their compelling homoeroticism when the participants cannot hurt each other in lieu of impaling themselves on each other...

4:45 PM
Anonymous said...

dude, you're gonna regret dealing holmes, buddy, i can tell you that.

7:09 PM
Anonymous said...

Darrelle Revis carries a lot of weight in this town. You don't carry shit, Harrison.

7:22 PM
Michael Smith said...

Sounds fascinating but the link is unfortunately dead.

8:47 PM
poker affiliate said...

The Harrison hits were legal according to NFL rules, but he received a huge fine to give the appearance that the NFL is serious about protecting players. On the NFL.com website they were selling pictures of the hits by Harrison, so it seems a little hypocritical.

3:09 PM
Anonymous said...

Helmet-to-helmet smashing is not at all homoerotic.

8:08 PM
LA Confidential Pantload said...

Shouldn't have tried reading this without my glasses. I was wondering what "demi-tasers" were.

8:23 PM

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