But IOZ! The day is still young! Surely you will have a change of heart and come to love Big Brother, and hithee to a poll! Everything is riding on this election! The Rethuglicans cannot win or everyone will lose all their rights!
DEMOCRACY, NETROOTSIA, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
Can we haz another contest tomorrow like we did for Scott Brown day, where we getz prizes and leftover Halloween candy for finding the best post-election Donk laments?
Funny enough, I am seriously starting to think that the best way to finally prove that there are no differences between the parties, and that the Democrats will throw their constituents under the bus at the drop of a hat, is to vote them in again this year. Somehow I can just smell what's on the wind: that's what any surviving Democrats are going to start doing in 9 hours 33 minutes, when the polls close in California. No matter what the outcome. ("Oh, whine at me about your petty little issues and civil liberties, willya? I'll show those voters...!") But I suppose the message strategy of anti-dis-establishmentarian counter-protest voting would be lost on the Donkle voters in any case. Pwogwessivism seems in my experience to be a lot like Climate Change denialism. There are no theories that fit the facts; facts only exist when they fit the theories.
And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
I'm bombarded by sane-appearing people who tell me my vote is important, that every vote counts, and that I will decide the fate of Murka. Why is it then that my votes for Gus Hall never seems to change anything?
I voted mostly humans, but couldn't resist writing in Anus, the Egyptian Dark God of the Void, for Senator. 'Cause the national race was the most importantest ever in the history of important history ever.
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But IOZ! The day is still young! Surely you will have a change of heart and come to love Big Brother, and hithee to a poll! Everything is riding on this election! The Rethuglicans cannot win or everyone will lose all their rights!
DEMOCRACY, NETROOTSIA, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
They've made the whole process of not voting so much easier this year.
Oh noes!Ur supporting teh fashism!
Can we haz another contest tomorrow like we did for Scott Brown day, where we getz prizes and leftover Halloween candy for finding the best post-election Donk laments?
2000 - ThanksRalph!
2010 - ThanksIOZ!
America, her LIFE is in your hands Dude!
DNR!
Funny enough, I am seriously starting to think that the best way to finally prove that there are no differences between the parties, and that the Democrats will throw their constituents under the bus at the drop of a hat, is to vote them in again this year. Somehow I can just smell what's on the wind: that's what any surviving Democrats are going to start doing in 9 hours 33 minutes, when the polls close in California. No matter what the outcome. ("Oh, whine at me about your petty little issues and civil liberties, willya? I'll show those voters...!")
But I suppose the message strategy of anti-dis-establishmentarian counter-protest voting would be lost on the Donkle voters in any case. Pwogwessivism seems in my experience to be a lot like Climate Change denialism. There are no theories that fit the facts; facts only exist when they fit the theories.
And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -Henry Louis Mencken
I attempted to unregister to vote. I'm not sure if it worked. I no longer get the early ballots by mail, but I still get all the election mailers.
Maybe I should tell them I'm a felon.
Vote for Kodos. Some thoughts: http://imbroglioh.blogspot.com/2010/11/lesser-of-evils-still-pandora-level-of.html
Vote or Die!
I tried to vote but my name was scrubbed from the rolls. Very weird as I've voted in several elections in a row.
That asked me if I'd still like to try and vote.
I said "Aww, fuck it man..."
I'm bombarded by sane-appearing people who tell me my vote is important, that every vote counts, and that I will decide the fate of Murka. Why is it then that my votes for Gus Hall never seems to change anything?
Evewy vote is sacwed
Evewy vote is gweat
When a vote is wasted
Pwogs get quite iwate
Win.
IOZ, love that graphic! Dude, where do get this stuff? Awesome! I want more!
I didn't vote for a single human being yesterday. not a one.
Mr. Fun @11:29
Straight R'lyeh Party ticket, eh?
I voted mostly humans, but couldn't resist writing in Anus, the Egyptian Dark God of the Void, for Senator. 'Cause the national race was the most importantest ever in the history of important history ever.
I've decided to become a lobbyist. I mean, voters are such amateurs. everybody knows lobbying is where it's at.
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