Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Thee, Elect

21 comments:

Leonard said...

But IOZ! The day is still young! Surely you will have a change of heart and come to love Big Brother, and hithee to a poll! Everything is riding on this election! The Rethuglicans cannot win or everyone will lose all their rights!

DEMOCRACY, NETROOTSIA, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

stillnotking said...

They've made the whole process of not voting so much easier this year.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

Oh noes!Ur supporting teh fashism!

Anonymous said...

Can we haz another contest tomorrow like we did for Scott Brown day, where we getz prizes and leftover Halloween candy for finding the best post-election Donk laments?

LA Confidential Pantload said...

2000 - ThanksRalph!

2010 - ThanksIOZ!

Mr.Fundamental said...

America, her LIFE is in your hands Dude!

Mr.Fundamental said...

DNR!

Thomas Daulton said...

Funny enough, I am seriously starting to think that the best way to finally prove that there are no differences between the parties, and that the Democrats will throw their constituents under the bus at the drop of a hat, is to vote them in again this year. Somehow I can just smell what's on the wind: that's what any surviving Democrats are going to start doing in 9 hours 33 minutes, when the polls close in California. No matter what the outcome. ("Oh, whine at me about your petty little issues and civil liberties, willya? I'll show those voters...!")
But I suppose the message strategy of anti-dis-establishmentarian counter-protest voting would be lost on the Donkle voters in any case. Pwogwessivism seems in my experience to be a lot like Climate Change denialism. There are no theories that fit the facts; facts only exist when they fit the theories.

The Franchise said...

And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

pistoffnick said...

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -Henry Louis Mencken

Anonymous said...

I attempted to unregister to vote. I'm not sure if it worked. I no longer get the early ballots by mail, but I still get all the election mailers.

Maybe I should tell them I'm a felon.

imbroglioh said...

Vote for Kodos. Some thoughts: http://imbroglioh.blogspot.com/2010/11/lesser-of-evils-still-pandora-level-of.html

Anonymous said...

Vote or Die!

Anonymous said...

I tried to vote but my name was scrubbed from the rolls. Very weird as I've voted in several elections in a row.

That asked me if I'd still like to try and vote.

I said "Aww, fuck it man..."

K. Ron Silkwood said...

I'm bombarded by sane-appearing people who tell me my vote is important, that every vote counts, and that I will decide the fate of Murka. Why is it then that my votes for Gus Hall never seems to change anything?

Anonymous said...

Evewy vote is sacwed
Evewy vote is gweat
When a vote is wasted
Pwogs get quite iwate

Thomas Daulton said...

Win.

Welcome to the Pwoggiedome said...

IOZ, love that graphic! Dude, where do get this stuff? Awesome! I want more!

Mr.Fundamental said...

I didn't vote for a single human being yesterday. not a one.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

Mr. Fun @11:29

Straight R'lyeh Party ticket, eh?

I voted mostly humans, but couldn't resist writing in Anus, the Egyptian Dark God of the Void, for Senator. 'Cause the national race was the most importantest ever in the history of important history ever.

Mr.Fundamental said...

I've decided to become a lobbyist. I mean, voters are such amateurs. everybody knows lobbying is where it's at.