Tuesday, December 07, 2010

These Kids Today, with Their Youspace and Mybook

Christian Caryl is the Washington Chief Editor for CIA shell company, Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, so it should come as no surprise that he finds that wikileaks lacks "an adequate reason for exposing official secrets", by which obviously he means that wikileaks has not sought to make a mock moral case for its document dump somehow acting to the betterment of the United States. Bear this in mind. It is the fundamental, underlying principle of his entire essay.

One of the truest truisms of the craft of writing is that if your entire essay can be summarized as "no," then it is probably not worth writing.

One is justified in asking: Will deaths occur? We do not know, and we may not hear about them if they do. But damage of various kinds is sure to result.
Damage of various kinds? That's milquetoast even by the standards of a government stooge. Will the moon fall into the Pacific Ocean, causing the extinction of all life on earth? We do not know, and we may be dead before it happens. He makes a bizarre and otiose claim that wikileaks front man Julian Assange is incapable of responding to the charges that opened secrets will proximately cause human deaths, and then he prints Assange's response to precisely those charges:
(For his part, Assange seems remarkably unable to discuss these very real dangers; in the Time interview he claims that “this sort of nonsense about lives being put into jeopardy” is simply an excuse.)
So, he is "unable to discuss these very real dangers" because he dismisses the notion that they are very real. He says the accusation isn't creditable, and the accuser mumbles that he isn't being specific.

And then we move on to territory so familiar, so worn, so rife with cliché that I am surprised even the fuddy New York Review of Books would print it, even on a blog.
One of the most obvious is that WikiLeaks is posting these raw documents on the Web, the most permissive information medium we have yet to invent. As a result we are now experiencing yet another jump from the ploddingly analog to the explosively digital. Just as the concept of “privacy” fades into obscurity when sixteen-year-olds can present their innermost thoughts to an audience of billions, so, too, does the Internet distribution of official secrets change the rules of the game.
Oh, man, paging Tom Friedman: someone has stolen your patented formula. The rules of what game? The ability of teenagers to embarrass themselves in front of a modestly larger audience than their own high school (but billions? Guurrrrll) is comparable to "the distribution of official secrets" how, exactly? What is the object and what is the vehicle in this bizarre metaphor. Is the world's preeminent military hegemon the oversharing sixteen-year-old, or is Daddy's little girl nuclear tipped, if you know whaddahmean? It's impossible to take this kind of writing as anything but a joke, because it labors so thoroughly to maintain a pretense that some delicate moral line is being crossed, that the operation of empires is fraught as the sexual reputation of an adolescent girl. That is plainly preposterous. Even if you grant the premise that wikileaks is destructive, heedless, and incoherent, it remains an absurd and offensive comparison.

Caryl, like pretty much every other American, um, journalist, has got the ethical onus exactly backwards.
The Internet has brought countless benefits to mankind, but, as we see now, it also creates incalculable potential for mischief: it amplifies the threats of schoolyard bullies, empowers terrorists and fringe groups, and opens up huge new spaces to technologically savvy criminals. Now that data can be shared, linked, and exploited with near-instantaneous ease, the risks entailed by the publication of information mushroom out of all recognition; there is simply no way that any editor, however well-meaning, can make an informed judgment about the potential repercussions entailed by the release of vast amounts of confidential data of this sort. But this is where we are, and I wonder whether preaching restraint can have much effect. The technology has outpaced the ethics, and I wonder whether the ethics can ever catch up again.
Oh, yes, yes. On the other hand, the Internet has not yet, to my knowledge, killed a few hundred thousand Muslims, deposed a couple of governments in order to establish expatriate kleptocracies, and launched secret wars throughout the gulf and East Africa. Any effort in contravention of the government that engages in such acts is inherently more ethical than that government and its acts. And notice too that embedded in the argument against document-dumping is an argument against secret-sharing of any kind. It's right there in plain sight. "There is simply no way that any editor, however well-meaning . . ." Since we cannot determine whether what the government keeps secret is good or bad (for the government) due to the sheer volume of additional secrets to which we are not yet privy, we should therefore remain silent, knowing not whereof we speak.

Annals of Comparative Constructs

Just as Abraham Lincoln had to lead the nation from slavery and Franklin Roosevelt from the Depression, this president must lead the nation from the calamitous failures of three decades of conservative dominance.

-Katarina maxima Noodle
That's one hell of a just as.

Monday, December 06, 2010

Hot Meat Injection

Watching Ross Douthat discover that the practical mores of the underclass are, well, practical, is as amusing as a twelve-car pile-up and just as messy. They must be seriously easing off the core requirements at Harvard, since the easy-spreading legs and loosey-goosey ways of the peasantry are as native to the English stage comedy as puns and breeches. Libertinage and moral rectitude are inventions of the aristocracy. The common people have always made do, and made the best, of what was available--to their credit, by the way. To paraphrase the youth of our day: moral philosophy is gay.

I don't have to tell you that Douthat misses the obvious implication of all this, which is not that the voices of the un-college'd crowd are under-amplified in the debating society of the so-called culture wars, but that a majority of Americans are non-participants in the great, ongoing farce that Douthat et al. imagine to be the national conversation, in other words, democracy. If marriage as an economic institution is disappearing--and it is--among the used-to-be-working class, then that is because it serves Douthat's class; whereas, in the industrial economy, married, single-earner households served a necessary and stabilizing purpose within the workforce, Money now views stability and mutual support within the lower orders as dangerous, not in the least because the bonds of family and community are the first steps to, whisper it softly, organization. Douthat laments the passing of the Catholic Church among the "ethnic working classs". He obviously fails to mention its corollary: the labor movement.

Saturday, December 04, 2010

Curiosity Vs. Careerism

Oh, the yoo-manatee. "Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs, which grooms future diplomats, has confirmed to The Lede that it did send an e-mail to students this week warning them to avoid posting comments online about the leaked diplomatic cables, if they ever hope to work for the State Department." I am not ordinarily on the side of the censors, obviously, but giving a gaggle of Ivy-League anal-rententive future-State-Dept. imperial pencil-pushers a little rectal rictus as they struggle to scrub their digital histories of impure thoughts and actions, well, it's worth the black redactor's pen, don't ya think?

Friday, December 03, 2010

Quote of the Week

Julian Assange:

The west has fiscalised its basic power relationships through a web of contracts, loans, shareholdings, bank holdings and so on. In such an environment it is easy for speech to be "free" because a change in political will rarely leads to any change in these basic instruments. Western speech, as something that rarely has any effect on power, is, like badgers and birds, free. In states like China, there is pervasive censorship, because speech still has power and power is scared of it. We should always look at censorship as an economic signal that reveals the potential power of speech in that jurisdiction. The attacks against us by the US point to a great hope, speech powerful enough to break the fiscal blockade.

Imagination Is Funny

I am pleased to note that of the two major modern examples of successful "secret" diplomacy cited by the some-old-professor that the Times exhumed to criticize wikileaks, one of them is the Treaty of Versailles. Oh, man, yeah, that really worked out well for everyone.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Werq

In language candid and bald, the cables reveal an assessment of Mr. Putin’s Russia as highly centralized, occasionally brutal and all but irretrievably cynical and corrupt. The Kremlin, by this description, lies at the center of a constellation of official and quasi-official rackets.

-The Times
Boy, that is certainly the pot calling the kettle a highly centralized, occasionally brutal, all but irretrievably cynical, and corrupt. The White House, by this description, lies at the center of a constellation of official and quasi-official rackets. Le Palais d'Elysée se trouve au milieu d'un réseau des escroqueries . . . I mean, really. Physician, bribe thyself.

T-t-t-t-t-t-touch Me

Like Crispin, I am a bit befuddled by the specific nature of the "charges" against Julian Assange.

According to accounts the two Swedish women gave to the police and friends, each had consensual sexual encounters with Mr. Assange that became nonconsensual.
Hmm, okay, um, what? Now obviously it is possible to withdraw consent during sex, to say no after saying yes, to mutter the safety word, whatever. But the very nonspecific nature of these allegations, their timing, and the confused, contradictory, and uncoordinated actions of all officials involved suggests something a little more sinister.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

And Living With Your Father!



Via one of our many far-flung correspondents, I was turned onto this delightful Times hand-wringer, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Children, Who Are The Future, are a lot fucking smarter than their elders. Well, I'm sure that'll be ground out of them in high school.

The astonishing findings of the reported-on research are this: smart kids who easily master academic subjects are too smart to give a fuck about the various and sundry rituals of participation. Meanwhile, another group of equally smart kids have figured out that teachers are easy subjects for manipulation; like all adults in positions of ersatz authority, they crave gaudy obedience and demonstrative respect.

All of this of course causes education technocrats to reel around trying to figure out how to "reach out"--to make social achievers more academically sound and academic achievers more socially acceptable. Fortunately, and I have every confidence, kids will continue to foil their best efforts, behaving exactly as they are not supposed to, forever and ever, amen.