Monday, January 03, 2011

Infant Aside

I will admit it. Until it became utterly ridiculous in its final season or two, I liked Sex and the City. (I never saw the movies.) Yes, it was crass and materialistic. Its female characters were mostly gays-manqués (well, it beats Albee, anyway). Kim Catrall has the range of an escargot. Etc. I won't bore you with all the caveats. That would take a while. But it was the sort of foofy, innocuous entertainment that plays well in the background when you're cooking or cleaning the house, and on occasion it even managed to be genuinely funny or genuinely sad. I mention this because Ross Douthat, one of the Times' stable of badly bearded homunculi, blithely used the show as an example of "the American entertainment industry"'s discomfort with abortion in a blithe column on "the unborn." It's worth noting that the entertainment industry is not so much uncomfortable with abortion as it is viciously opposed to women, which is why it spends so very much of its time kidnapping, raping, murdering, molesting, humiliating, and hating on them.

The storyline to which Douthat is referring involves Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), an attorney, getting pregnant by her at-the-time ex-lover and ultimately deciding to have the baby. On that brief description it does indeed seem to lend credence to Douthat's paltry thesis. She is a career woman, unmarried, not maternally inclined, and the pregnancy is an accident. Why, if the Industry weren't uncomfortable with abortion, she'd have had the little tumor extirpated ASAP! And indeed, in real life, a comparable, mid-career, unmarried, overworked, unmaternal partner in a Manhattan law firm probably would. Of course, in real life, the cheerleaders would not go padding about the house in their underwear without turning on the lights when a serial killer was on the loose. In other words, the nature of fiction is to have characters make decisions that advance a plot. Every sitcom, drama, and romantic comedy ever written would roll credits within ten seconds of the titles if characters behaved in the most expeditious, open, and honest manner. Narrative is a contrivance.

Miranda's fulfilled pregnancy and her eventual resumption of a relationship with the boy's father is a foil for a couple of other plots. Pertinently, Charlotte (Kristin Davis) has been trying without success to get pregnant with her husband, and Miranda's easy, accidental pregnancy is depicted in dramatic contrast--the inability of Charlotte to get what she so desperately wants is made more poignant. It's hard to stress enough how the demands of plot in serial writing drive these decisions and how little pertinence they have to the question of whether a stable of very gay, very traditionally liberal writers and producers are somehow uncomfortable with abortion. In fact, and this is the significant point, the writers use the occasion of this storyline to have Carrie and Samantha reveal that they have both had an abortion--Samantha at least two, if I remember correctly. Neither of them is especially troubled, although Carrie admits to some minor pang of regret at what might have been. "It was the right thing to do," both agree, matter-of-fact. What troubles Carrie is not that she has had an abortion, but that her boyfriend, if she tells him or if he otherwise finds out, will judge her harshly.

This is a good an unsubtle point about "discomfort" with abortion. What we really mean is that men hate female sexuality and are ever-eager to judge the sluts. Carrie is afraid that her boyfriend will consider her a whore, not that he will cite Catholic injunctions about the sacredness of the unborn. Douthat doesn't care or think deeply about the sacred potentiality of human life. The number of little sacred human potentialities ultimately frozen, discarded, and destroyed by the upper-class fertility industry employed by Melanie Thernstrom's "six failed in vitro cycles, an egg donor and two surrogate mothers, and an untold fortune in expenses" is immense, and yet it goes entirely unremarked and unnoticed, whereas an extracted blastocyst from a woman who, interesting interesting, happens to be poor and lacking "a script for sexual maturity," is definitely a daughter.

32 comments:

Frederick said...

Murphy Brown

¯\(°_0)/¯ said...

I think last night's NFC West Championship game was the first nationally televised abortion.

Anonymous said...

Further grist for your plot-argument mill. How would the alternative story go? A single, adult professional woman, presumably a liberal persuasion, with plenty of resources finds that she is pregnant and does not want to have a child. So, soon after finding out she is pregnant she has a no-muss-or-fuss 1 trimester abortion. BORING.

Anonymous said...

I meant 1st trimester, not a one trimester long abortion.

Anonymous said...

Is that what this is a picture of?

LA Confidential Pantload said...

Au contraire, a one-trimester-long abortion would be a hell of a plot device.

bish said...

"Knocked Up" is a perfect example of a movie that wouldn't exist if writers didn't create completely unbelievable character responses to a very commonplace situation. No way in hell a hard-charging LA(!)-based newsreporter would have a random's kid. That would be a fifteen-minute movie.

Professor Coldheart said...

Meanwhile, the undocumented tragedy:

(1) Ross Douthat considers "Mad Men" a "libertine program," meaning he hasn't watched the last three seasons; and

(2) Aside from that, he has no more recent TV references than an HBO show that ended six years ago.

Someone buy the poor man a DirectTV dish.

Happy Jack said...

Shorter Douthat : not enough white babies to adopt, segue into poetry corner.

Anonymous said...

They're gonna kill that poor woman!

fish said...

I think last night's NFC West Championship game was the first nationally televised abortion.

LOL
No truer words have ever been typed.

mandt said...

'Catholic injunctions about the sacredness of the unborn"---- Far more interesting is Catholic injunctions about the undead, who comprise a gory act of real cannibalism, called transubstantiation. In pig Latin this term also means bring a pair of tennies to work even if wearing Manolo Blahniks---they're murder on fetuses.

Anonymous said...

Dude, this sucks.

K. Ron Silkwood said...

"one of the Times' stable of badly bearded homunculi"

The year is off to a good start.

Inkberrow said...

I think I follow what Douthat's saying and agree with him for the most part, but I don't believe "discomfort" is the correct word to describe the entertainment biz attitude on abortion. "Comfort" is more like it, with the Cynthia Nixon "I'm Keeping It!" storyline a nod to supposed diversity, as if to remind us that the lifestyle/convenience calculus need not always end in abortion, Not That That's A Bad Thing.

Similarly, teevee writers these days will sometimes courageously let the black guy actually turn out to be the villain in the end, instead of the victim of Terrible Societal Assumptions. Once the social-engineeering default positions are well-established, exceptions are permitted to prove---and praise---the rule.

Anonymous said...

If not for teevee shows, how will Inky's children ever be exposed to the idea of black men being criminals?

Anonymous said...

meh. in think you read too much into ross doughheads ability to think. "the entertainment industry" (in a greater, more worthwhile, and infinately superior in every way-age it was called "show biz")cares nothing (as you point out) about "womens issues", which includes the Abortion one. They care ONLY about attracting the largest market share at "x" P.M. or A.M. If marketing data suggested that making the character agonize over the decision would attract more viewers, then so be it. If more viewers wanted her to do it with a can of pam and vaccum cleaner (if they can get it past the standards people)....voila. capitalism has no objective opinion on anything but profits.

IOZ said...

There you're wrong, 3:57. The biz does care about prime time, and everyone wants to be number one in their time slot, but there is a powerful lot of money to be made in niches of all kinds.

Anonymous said...

@IOZ

Yes,(and im not protesting that im probably wrong) but the marketing is done for each niche, in an attempt to capture the most total share. If they had wished to attract jackass/family guy niche, it would ahve been a slapstick coathanger joke.

President Lando said...

IOZ,
How can you read Douthat? He's really, really creepy. Furthermore, he's not very bright. Why does the Times keep him around?

While I'm aware of the show, of course, I've never seen an episode of Sex in the City. How are moralistic conservatives so familiar with the show? And how about, "I saw an interesting program on MTV the other night."(!) The man is obsessed with sluts.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Douthat doesn't care or think deeply.

Fixed it for ya.

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Christopher said...

Prior to 1973, 20 percent of births to white, unmarried women (and 9 percent of unwed births over all) led to an adoption.

Really? Ross is just happy to throw that out there without saying a darn thing about the implications?

I liked this passage because not only is it a dishonest use of a statistic that can't actually prove Ross' thesis, it ALSO brings up some rather large unasked questions that distracted me from the rest of his column.

So, I go to an art school, and Ross really seems to use my system for writing papers, which is to ask "Does this fact support my thesis? Does my thesis even really make sense?" and then when the answer is "No and No" to just write the damn thing anyway and hope the TA doesn't read too closely.

I often wonder whether Ross is a genuine idiot, or just a guy trying to do the least work possible without getting fired.

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Anonymous said...

Douthat is the most blatant closet case of his generation. I have a good feeling this will blow up in a hilarious way within ten years.

Anonymous said...

IOZ, most of your commenters (dudes) seem really uncomfortable talkin' 'bout wimmin, and are apt to make posts about The Ladiez into posts about dudes. What are your thoughts? Mine involve castration fantasies and smug libertarian dipshits who hate women.

The Mathmos said...

"It's worth noting that the entertainment industry is not so much uncomfortable with abortion as it is viciously opposed to women, which is why it spends so very much of its time kidnapping, raping, murdering, molesting, humiliating, and hating on them."

I'm straining to think up some alternate universe into which people go into places called "movie theaters" to watch something other than the things you've just listed.

Gender-equitable kidnapping, raping, murdering, molesting, humiliating, and hating? (I'd go for that.)

Mr.Fundamental said...
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Shlomo McCracken said...

In one part, you argue that the entertainment industry is anti-woman because of all the violence-on-female stories. In another part, you argument that the entertainment industry isn't squeamish on abortion because, c'mon, they're just stories.

You don't get. Either narratives tell us something about the underlying the writers' biases/squeamishness or they don't. Pick one.

Mr.Fundamental said...

el oh el

shorter Dewthat: Hollywood has kinked itself a new fetish! an anti-abortion/pro-life fetish! he feels slighted, though doesn't realize it, then shows them - John Goodman style - WHAT AN ANTI-ABORTION/PRO-LIFE FETISH LOOKS LIKE!

mad lulz

Anonymous said...

He's really, really creepy. Furthermore, he's not very bright. Why does the Times keep him around?

You've asked your question and answered it. See Thomas Friedman.