Vasectomy Nation

The President just said on the radio that we've gotta win the future. I say to you, America, that this is not enough. The future must not merely be beaten, but defeated utterly, consigned to the dustbin of history in advance. We must destroy the very idea of time itself, eliminate from the universe the very concept of its unidirectional progression. We must eliminate all human life and consciousness, wherein resides such a concept of time, for the good of all human life and consciousness.