Monday, February 14, 2011

How Do You Say Entrepreneur in Farsi?

. . . that all skepticism aside, the rioting in Iran and Bahrain and suchlike is rad. I mean, is there anything as beautiful as a really good riot? I axe you.

On a more regrettable note, I look forward to endless and inevitable rounds of sanctimony from Americans about the yearnings of the Muslim world for an opportunity to win the future of tomorrow today, you know, how it proves that what the youth of the Middle East, whatever that is, really want is for their government to make the strategic investments in the transformative green technologies that will grow jobs in the new diversified economy through innovative strategies of funding innovation.

17 comments:

ellen1910 said...

Friedman's next column has been written.

rob payne said...

Friedman is an intellectual.

yatima said...

Innovation is hot and flat!

rob payne said...

So is his head!

Happy Jack said...

Junior Achievement is the universal language in a flat world.

demize! said...

Dude, "green technologies" nncchh nncch phewww.

ran said...

Innovative strategies of funding innovation.

I'm still jerk off manually.

Anonymous said...

And proud we are of all of them.

Montag said...

so a solar pony in every driveway then?

Anonymous said...

thats not fuckin combat, dude.

Also, you should post something valentinesey

Brian M said...

We need jobs = Keep the government out of my Medicare?

John said...

I cannot solve your problems for you sir, only you can.

dah_sab said...

Can we skip right to pictures of hot Iranian chicks protesting in full makeup?

Don't make me turn on CNN.

K. Ron Silkwood said...

If those riots don't lead to deficit reductions then I pity the fools.

aeolus said...

In fact a new renewable-resource industry has already been invented: do-it-yourself Man Yogurt. The evil state is trying to shut things down but I know IOZ and fellow enemies of oppression and tyranny will successfully... well, denounce it.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2014184428_apusyogurtsemen.html?prmid=obinsite

Inkberrow said...

Violent Islamist activism is a growth industry, and the greenest of green jobs.

Anonymous said...

Three squares, a little dignity. The spark of revolution is indeed humble.

Just ask Crane Brinton.

Wash it right this time, caddy.

The Real Donny,