Monday, March 28, 2011

Blood Drive

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry Msr., but I take a powder, come back here two days after burying me mutta, and you hit me with this.
You really are the absolute fuckin' best.
Word.
Dan Breen of Northern N.J., currently residing in frozen tundra land, N. or the 45th latitude. (Or, is it longitude?!)

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of you soi-dissent contrarians.

Happy Jack said...

It's a drowning pool.

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Soj said...

Does Mr. Blooddrop have a cool, deep voice and go OH YEAH? :D

Lady K said...

Holy fuck, how have I never run across your blog before? I spent three hours reading through back posts, and then I made my husband listen while I read them aloud. I haven't done that since Matt Taibbi's original vampire-squid piece.

Thanks for making my day.

Anonymous said...

I had to, like, open the bruise up and let some of the bruise blood come out to show them.

Anonymous said...

"kinetic" looks to replace "shock and awe"

NutellaonToast said...

Hey, you made one that didn't suck. Kudos.

NutellaonToast said...

Holy shit, happy, that Cohen post is awesome. He makes analogy to saving a drowning victim, but the advice to the lay person given by EMTs and S&R and the like is actually "don't just do something, stand there" Turns out untrained people trying to intervene fuck shit up worse and get themselves in trouble along with.