Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Dien Bien Phooey

Let me tell you, if there is one thing that really inspires confidence in the methods and motives of Western powers, it's France sending military advisors.

26 comments:

davidly said...

Premier!

Montag said...

something, something, freedom fries.

fuck the french.

the talking dog said...

I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.

John said...

eh, summer reruns start early this year..

Michael Smith said...

It's amazing how long it takes former empires to get over it. *England* still thinks it's a world power! The Spanish seem to have more or less recovered, though, in spite of Juan Carlos' royal outburst at Hugo Chavez a few years ago. So perhaps there's some hope for the French.

For the Brits -- I dunno. Those chuckleheads need another Norman Conquest.

Inkberrow said...

Michael---

The U.K. is still a world power.

This new Imaginot Line, however....

Michael Smith said...

I dunno, Inky. Looks to me as if England is Wilmer to Amurrica's Fat Man. The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Anonymous said...

It will bring down the price of falafels dude!

Dumbo said...

I really need to learn french.

Inkberrow said...

Michael---

You're right, she's a long, long way from that Number One slot she held for so many years. But still a consistent Top Ten performer, wouldn't you say? Depends on what you meant by "world power", I suppose.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

This doesn't sound like it's gonna end well for anybody. Certainly not the Libyans.

Justin said...

Dear Iozistan,

have fun.


Kisses,
Justin

rob payne said...

watch the libyan central bank, its days are numbered.

David Chappell said...

But what would the USA be without French advice and assistance to Mr G Washington?

anne said...

,of home landing ,.,security ,. justin ,i just told a visiting neighbour hoody and his dogs,.that you were sleeping in the other room ,.so we had to keep quiet ,, ,.can you send up a snoring track with the blow up ,.that should do the trick,. ,

The Mathmos said...

@3:47

*head explodes*

anne said...

, mathmos, ,.you're listening to nina hagen smack too,. ,.time to go see patty,., .

Anonymous said...

"But what would the USA be without French advice and assistance to Mr G Washington?"

It did work out pretty well for the Colonials, but it certainly didn't help Louis XVI get ahead.

Aeolus said...

Words to strike terror into North African hearts: "Nous allons vous aider." Sarko-- meet Louis X!

Aeolus said...

Charles X.

Anonymous said...

Louie "DaSaint" 10 it is.

Capt'n Obvious

Anonymous said...

Louie "DaSaint" 10 it is.

Capt'n Obvious

Aeolus said...

Good point.

Anonymous said...

I meant 9. Louie "DaSaint" 9. Nine.

C.O.

mac said...

Yes, that and the United States are sending a couple/few armed predator drones to cut down on collateral damage.

The Sanity Inspector said...

Suggest you read an old book, "Mission to Civilize: The French Way", on how France has manage to stay influential in world affairs without possessing world-beating military prowess.