Even Homer Sods

Lulz. This Catholic report is hysterical. Oh, god, we did not know how to cope with the increase in legal divorce in the late sixties, so, um, we had sex with schoolboys. Well, it is fun to make fun of Catholics and gall their gaudy cult a gang of child rapists, but the interesting point may yet be that pedophilia is, as before noted in these very pages, not exactly the right word, and what the Catholic clergy is really rife with are ephebophiles, a cult devoted to the beauty of male youth. This only adds to my theory that the Catholic Church, such as it is, is the last bastion of classical civilization, a pantsless remnant of our pagan antiquity in this age of dour monotheism.