Oh, lord. Personally, I think the little fuckers should have to show their papers before we let them, ahem, cross the border.
Oh, lord. Personally, I think the little fuckers should have to show their papers before we let them, ahem, cross the border.
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No fetal person is illegal!
We must let them all in! If a billion undocumented illegal-alien fetuses want to come to America, then modern economics proves that's win/win for all of us (on average). Ceteris paribus, you know. Science rulez, bitchez!
Damn right... Somebody has to clean the bedpans...
Sonogram? Fetal development? That sounds awfully techno-mumbo-jumbo. A True Christian would require the hussies to pray on it.
"The Texas bill also calls for a 24-hour waiting period between the sonogram and the abortion, except for women who live more than 100 miles from a clinic."
In my day, we had to walk 99 miles to the abortion clinic two days in a row...
HAHAHAHA NutellaonToast!
I personally think that if the woman wants an abortion, she should be forced to conceive the child, then stare deep in it's eyes. If she still wants the abortion, someone should then hand her a baseball bat.
@Paul Alexander--
Are you saying birth begins at conception?
Fuck, I'm obviously not a optometrist!
Don't suppose it could hurt if we require the woman to sing to the fetus? Nah, throw that in there..
WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER ANY MORE? WAS IT A BOY?
To anony@12:44
Life begins at 18 years old, or when it is out of the house, whichever is later.. Anything before that is fair game.
uncle sam owns your fertility, bitches!
As a nihilist, I've always felt that life fucking ends at conception.
I came, therefore I am
I'll show you the life of my balls!
"The goal, supporters say, is to improve medical care for women and encourage them to reconsider having abortions."
They mean a reversion to the trusty coat hanger method
I enjoy your writing, and I owe you for putting things in such a way that my eyes were opened on a few issues. But, the circle jerk ends here. This thread is unseemly. I would also support a law requiring the mounting of a cam corder on the rifle of every soldier, and the publication of the recordings. But I guess I'm still a bigoted woman hater, because I don't think this law is preposterous and big brotherly.
In my end is my beginning.
Insert "ends" and "coming" innuendo here.
Are you the same Gabriel who showed the Virgin Mother a sonogram of her little savior?
Gabe, you know they say every sperm is sacred! I hope yours aren't being wasted!
And before every hamburger is eaten everyone should be forced to watch a cow having its head smashed in with a hammer and then have to wait a day. That's just little sister, not big brother. Or maybe somewhat off cousin. I forget.
I think every cancer patient should have to take his tumor to a romantic dinner and a stroll in the park before starting chemo.
All great ideas. Yeah, that was me. I also own Gabriel Brothers.
So if fetuses are like cows, does that mean we can eat them?
Oh and I love the riflecam idea, it's the best bit of Call of Duty
I was enjoying the circle jerk :(
Sonograms are *literally* a window into the womb.
"and these are the little fingers of the rapist's baby"
They should record all these sonograms, splice 'em together and sell 'em at revival meetings. Big marketing dollar in that Fetus Porn!
Seeing as how this is not Florida, but Texas, where men can still be men, would a chestnut mare be required to count the hooves on her little centaur?
Oh man, I forgot that cows are not exactly identical to fetuses. Now my joke is ruined.
So if the intent was to joke and not to make a point, can we eat your post?
B. cereus guys.
Whenn did it start saying "posted by Jacob"? Who's he?
IOZ unmasked as Jacob Ciocci.
Tip re eating fetuses, be sure to cook all the way through, otherwise this unspeakable stuff shoots out the "eyeballs"
What happened to the rest of the thread?
Hey, IOZ...
Almost anything that happened on Thursday and Friday disappeared down Blogger's gaping, ravenous maw, lucid. Posts and comments both.
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