Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Ascribery

Let me explain something to you.  "The Social Safety Net" is not a benefit or an entitlement; it is a bribe.  It is a package of bribes offered to fictitious, created entity called "The Middle Class" in order to entice them away from any sense of solidarity with the poor.  Its origin is anti-Communism.  And it has been very effective.  Middle-class entitelements, from Social Security to the mortgage deduction, have kept you poor slobs in line for seventy years, toiling away, building the foundations and walls of your own prison.  The ongoing "attacks" on those entitelements are not attacks on the middle class by conservatives.   There are no conservatives.  The mass grave has been dug and it is no longer necessary to offer you rations as you stand at its edge.  There never was a middle class; there is an ownership class and there is everyone else.  You don't own anything that you own.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackie the Crow get the keys to the IOZ kingdom?

Anonymous said...

So are you a marxist now or what?

Anonymous said...

I am very happy you're back, but what is this about a prison? I'm a member of your fictitious entity (on the low end, admittedly), and my life is pretty damn great by any historical standard. Can't say the same for all the foreigners we, uh, interact with, but this kind of rhetoric seems rather self-indulgent when applied to fat, comfortable American citizens.

Rowz

Professor Coldheart said...

Yeah IOZ! I mean, the trustee wheels the laundry right up to my door every Sunday before lights out. You couldn't get that kind of service in 18th-century England.

IOZ said...

WHEN THE MEAT SLURRY IS PUMPED DOWN MY THROAT ON THE HIGH-DENSITY LOT I THINK HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE A COW IN THIS DAY AND AGE!

Leonard said...

So you think the endpoint of our "epidemic" of obesity is... slaughter for market?

Abonilox said...

"My life is pretty damn great by any historical standards".

That's not saying much, anonymous. And, by the way, that's part of the mythology that keeps the so-called middle class anesthetized.

Yes, entitlements are bribes. Our society is run on legalized bribery. Institutionalized corruption designed from the top down, bureaucratized, monetized and dispensed at regular intervals; punctuated by trumped up crises; stimulated by perpetual war; dramatized by media sports commentators. Ever wonder why the prisons are so damn big? Filled to the brim, in fact. Highest incarceration rate in the world. Wouldn't take much to dump a few hundred thousand dope fiends on the streets to make room for people like you. Still feeling comfortable?

Jack Crow said...

Aboni,

It would take much to herd most Americans into stadiums, either. For their own good.

Jack Crow said...

Heh. "Wouldn't take much.

Abonilox said...

Yeah, like the Superdome in New Orleans! Thank God for football!

Anonymous said...

Our incarceration statistics are disgusting, but that doesn't have much to do with the middle class. Try to imagine the reaction of an actual prisoner to the sentiments expressed in this post; I suspect he'll find it all completely ridiculous.

Anyway, you have an impossible trick to pull off here. You have a middle class that is free in most ways that matter, that is participating wholeheartedly in the slaughter of foreigners and the immiseration of the domestic poor, and you need to convince said middle class that *it too* is essentially an oppressed class. I guess everybody prefers to imagine themselves the victim.

Rowz

mextremist said...

dónde vergas estabas, gracias por volver, chúpame la verga.

Professor Coldheart said...

Rowz-anonymous: no one's suggesting that the prison that Bank of America builds for the middle class isn't vastly more comfortable than a federal penitentiary. You get to sleep in your own [sic] bed, in your own [sic] home, and send your kids to a decent school. I'd prefer that to prison issue any day; I say that without irony.

But if Bank of America suggests that your claim to your house is fraudulent - and there are several recent cases where BoA has "mistakenly" foreclosed on people who owned their homes free and clear - then you're out. If you suggest that BoA's claim on your home is fraudulent, no one will listen.

BostonCharlie said...

IOZ just proved to us all that you can be a Marxist without being a socialist. Very nice work indeed.

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

my view of the social safety net is different. it is not a bribe - it is transfer payments from one's peers, solidarity and compassion implemented by the state in its role as honest clerk to everyman. the social safety net is buddies helping a buddy out.

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gamefaced said...

i make it a rule to never have heroes cause they die or disappoint or something about nothing but this post gives me warm fuzzies.

Paul Alexander said...

I'm glad IOZ is back because with posts like this it makes it easier to follow through on my New Years resolution to do myself in before Labor Day.

b-psycho said...

"honest clerk to everyman"

When you find a state that actually comes anywhere near that pipe dream, let us know.

The Creator said...

You will all someday regret mocking the Monsieur, when you awaken from your Stanislav Lem dream and hear the shackles clinking on your wrists.

But worry not; the Monsieur will probably be snoring in the bunk down the block.

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