Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Job: Creation

What do you do with the sentiment that the government or Barack Obama or John Boner or the Times editorial board or whatever is/are failing to "do enough" to "create jobs"?  We need more jobs!  Yeah, um, okay, why?  What are these jobs?  Are they merely make-work for the purposes of providing people with money whereby they might reenter the cycle of consumption?  Well, um, yes.  I mean, read any random Krugman column, and that is the takeaway.  Now a better Marxist than me might observe that there is what the Washington press would call "a disconnect" when labor is alienated from production; me, I am merely a bad sophist, and so I will ask instead what happens when work is alienated from meaning, when labor is not only unproductive but literally insignificant.  Certainly in the white collar professions the problem in America is not an absence of jobs but a surfeit of them; even in these days of high unemployment and slow hiring, the office towers and corporate campuses are crowded with useless jobbers battering endlessly against the need to write more macros.  The problem is in fact not that people need jobs but that people need money, and hobbling them to a desk or factory floor is the only moral and legitimate means of funneling currency into their empty jugs.  We need to have fuller employment so that more people are getting paid so that the consumer economy expands ad inf. and repeat as necessary.  There are, if you consider it even briefly, a half million or so unexamined assumptions underlying all of this.  Why not simply provide for people whose employment is extraneous to actual need?  Or, why not aim for economic shrinkage and negative population growth?  Or . . . Well, look, I will not be the first to point out the near-total spiritual impoverishment of Homo economicus, but it's a point that bears infinite repeating; if the most essential function of each individual human life is that it be employed to do something, anything, for four decades of its existence, if that is the true measure of man, then we should all commit suicide forthwith.  There is no reason to go on living.  There is naught but despair and untimely death.  Better to pick the manner of one's own departure.  If the final purpose of your being is to toil for sustenance and then to die, then you are among the lowest orders of animals, a bare step beyond a paramecium.  Look, I am tired of telling you that Democrats are ridiculous, that Republicans are ridiculous, that Barack Obama is a murderer, that Thomas Friedman is dumb, that Matthew Yglesias is silly, that teevee rots your brain.  Beyond the merely pecuniary and the venial: what does your life mean to you beyond your paystub and your appetites?

38 comments:

Cüneyt said...

You have said it all. You have pierced the nonsense shrouding a civilization of 300 millions. Fuck you, you clever bastard.

IOZ said...

Soylent Green IS PEOPLE

anne said...

why green .. was there a little wheat grass in the make ..?

davidly said...

Soylent Green IS PEOPLE
They got my vote.

IOZ said...

We'll Dismember It for You Wholesale

Leonard said...

So you have doped out the consequences of nihilism. Congrats. Whoopee. Killed yourself yet?

As for me, if I must be pushed into moral philosophy, I am happy to free-ride on the Christians, for whom life does have meaning -- serving the Lord, living righteously, etc. Hey, at least it's an ethos.

I disagree with your assessment that "jobs" are such a big deal in democracy because people need money. No, people can be given money, and they are, and they remain unsatisfied. This is because what people want is neither "jobs" as such, nor money, but respect -- the respect of their peers. Anyone, even the lowliest burger-flipper, can earn respect in our society by holding down a job. There are of course many other ways to earn the respect of others, but none are as manipulable by the state as jobs.

(In the future, once we're all plugged into the entirely democratic Matrix, the state will redistribute respect directly, by software modifications of our minds. There will be no clamor for jobs in that future perfect society of pure consumption machines.)

davidly said...

Does this mean that the tweeks are coming from inside my brain?

redscott said...

Love is all you need.

SolidPhil said...

so how's the garden this year?

IOZ said...

The chicories have enjoyed the heat, and the first watermelons are just weeks from ripe.

Jung the Foreman said...

Well said.

A few days back, Katrina Hoofenfoofel tweeted something like "imagine if everyone had a job" and I thought, jeez, if you're going to dream of highly unlikely things, have some fucking imagination. But then, I realized, she's certainly not dreaming of a world where EVERYONE has a job, since one could hardly call what she and her buddies do most days 'a job'. And it occurred to me that killing dreams is what she and her ilk reflexively do in the political and social realm. If they do any work at all, that's really it. That's their job. Crippling people's imaginations.

davidly said...

Katrina and the Hooves was just dreaming of a world in which everyone imagines that everyone has a job.

Mr.Fundamental said...

annihilists! Jesus. say what you like about the tenets of IOZian nihilism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Montag said...

It's all busy work. I love you IOZ.

mp said...

fucking beautiful.

Montag said...

I tried to masturbate to the idea of a world where everyone had a job once.

Peter Ward said...

So say we all! [No sarcasm, I hope, implied.]

Anonymous said...

Wait.... Beyond my appetites? That **does** narrow it down quite a lot....
-- sglover

Abonilox said...

Yeah I'm with you IOZ. I will slink back to my tedious 10 hour a day literal pastime to paycheck job and wonder, yet again, why I persist.

(What does it say about me that I feel better after reading this?)

Cultural revolution anyone?

Anonymous said...

Anyone, even the lowliest burger-flipper, can earn respect in our society by holding down a job.

Oh, um yeah, if there's anything I associate with America circa 2011 AD it's the 'dignity of labor'.
-- sglover

demize! said...

Wait, you're back?

Happy Jack said...

You can find the answers to these questions in my upcoming book, The World Is An Unlicensed Barber Taking Yoga Lessons In A Charter School Located In A High Rise.

Paul Alexander said...

These are the thoughts that are best left not thought at all. NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I LOVE MY JOB! I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN AND HOPE THEY END UP JUST LIKE ME! I HAVE THREE WEEKS VACATION! AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RETIRE BEFORE 80! WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?

Frederick said...

I like shirking work and getting away with it. It's my purpose in life.

"Frying-Pan Jack and I were in that camp, that's where he said to me, he'd been tramping since 1927, 'I told myself in '27, if I cannot dictate the conditions of my labor, I will henceforth cease to work.' You don't have to go to college to figure these things out, no sir. He said, 'I learned when I was young that the only true life I had was the life of my brain. But if it's true that the only real life I had was the life of my brain, what sense does it make to hand that brain to someone for eight hours a day, for their particular use, on the presumption that at the end of the day they will give it back in an unmutilated condition? Fat chance!"
— Utah Phillips

Justin said...

What is important to you? Your money? Your life? The quality of your life? And what are the elements of a ‘life of quality?’ What is to be done for a culture in which these have become trivial matters with easy answers, but answers that are finally given to the wrong questions?

James Keye

I was also asked, in comments below, if I think it's a function of guilt to use as a starting line the idea that those who opt out of the system are serving the system. En bref, not at all. This is an observation of a mechanism: by force, by law and by custom, there is never enough work to go around. Any time a person opts out, his or her job can be replaced by someone who will take a lower wage and do more work for it. I have run multi-million dollar operations, and posted record profits by counting upon this mechanism. It was also matter of deliberated policy to "clear the dross" from time to time, in order to ensure that the baseline of workers never saw a collective increase in wages which outpaced the company's reduction of cost, or increase in profit, productivity and EBITDA metrics.

This isn't an argument against opting out of the system. Some people will break if they don't. You have to live the life which suits you.
Jack Crow

The question before us as a species is whether we will we get to the next step before the last of the self-interested Gods walking among us destroy our species and its habitat of the planet in their naked pursuit of self-fulfillment of image. The question before us as individuals is what do we believe in, and what we are doing to about the most delusional among us to stop them from ruining our world.
Me

IOZ said...

Oh happy jack let's get gaymarried. Just you and me and Mr. Fun and la_rana and a turtle and a lady cylon.

MarkedMatt said...

I'm sure you'd enjoy reading this piece Ioz. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/post/time-for-obama-to-be-feared-by-the-tea-party/2011/03/04/gIQAlubJsI_blog.html ... thankfully Capeheart was kind enough to tell a swath of the nation what they need to see recent "debt negotiations" as.

Keifus said...

This piece was righteous though. Fuck yeah.

My dad always said that a bad day at home is better than a good day at work. I do my best to live that one.

Mr.Fundamental said...

yeah honestly here at the corp. . .oreal. . .firm. . .my will to live on a daily basis over the past half decade has been liquified and slowly drained from my ensnared shell and most days I wait for a strong wind to free my hollow form from this web, casting "me" back to detritus.

Milton Marx said...

As my old man used to say, to the blatherers and freeloaders back in the old neighborhood: "Get a job, all of yuz."

And regarding this post and thread, he'd say, and I'd second it: "You can't make it up."

Mr.Fundamental said...

we're like the weakest, lamest fledglings that got nudged out of the nest, and we're flopping around on the ground, peeping "LAME"

"LAME"

"FAKE"

YOU'RE NO HELP TO THE CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES IOZ! You gotta buck up, man, you can't go into the tournament with this negative attitude--

FUCK THE TOURNAMENT WALTER! WHAT ABOUT MY JOHNSON?! I swear the way people work and operate with such urgency around here, one day this building is going to lift off and zoom into space, this little pod of humanity finally realizing its ultimate goal of transcending life on this planet. . .what are you working for? HELL IF I KNOW. WE'RE GOING TO MARS I HEAR. oh cool

IOZ said...

Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. In fact I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in rearing the child himself.

Anonymous said...

I'm depressed.

Anonymous said...

All I want is for the AAA scouts to take me seriously as a 30 year old, 145 lbs. 5'10" professional ballplayer / drunk.

The Creator said...

I love my work and my children. God
Is distant, difficult. Things happen.
Too near the ancient troughs of blood
Innocence is no earthly weapon.
(Geoffrey Hill, Ovid in the Third Reich)

Oh, but didn't you see that Matthew has noticed that a global thermonuclear war would be a Bad Thing? You can't say he doesn't progress!

Justin said...

we're like the weakest, lamest fledglings that got nudged out of the nest, and we're flopping around on the ground, peeping "LAME"

I see some time off did Fundamental some good too! The image of this gave me the chuckles for a good five minutes.

This is what vacations are for, to rest and recharge. Can IOZ and the commentariat keep up this haggard pace? Or will this level of productivity cause the work force to come unglued?

TGGP said...

I can't speak for everyone, but for me work+paystub+appetite+internet is a pretty good deal.

Prof. Obvious said...

Fuck Yeah!
This is what Iz been missing: Mr. Fun, Anon & Anon, even "Leonard"!
I've got to tend to the gardens now, but I've got an extra stinky bud saved for just such an occasion (I know, I know).
Tonite's the night...
When I'll be back to read this shit, in a more prepared state shall we say. Is it a date?
Booyah!