Wednesday, October 05, 2011

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When do you suppose we will begin hearing calls for a NATO air campaign in Southern Manhattan?

Posted by IOZ at 10:44 AM | email »
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24 comments:

davidly said...

If it'll prevent bloodshed...

11:15 AM
Leonard said...

Responsibility to protect!

11:27 AM
Todd S. said...

Seriously? Give it up. It'll be drones or nothing else. We've got an industry to protect: http://unmannedsystemscaucus.mckeon.house.gov/

11:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Perhaps the irony would be sharper had there already been calls for a NATO air campaign in, say, Greece or somethin. Premature ejaculation, dude; this post has June 7, 2013 written all over it.

11:50 AM
Shane said...

If the New York Times gets their way again, preventative strikes will be needed -
“Is this Occupy Wall Street thing a big deal?” the C.E.O. asked me. I didn’t have an answer. “We’re trying to figure out how much we should be worried about all of this,” he continued, clearly concerned. “Is this going to turn into a personal safety problem?”

12:01 PM
Anonymous said...

i think actual bankers are more concerned for the fact that the stock market has contracted 15% in the last 3 months. they're not afraid of these kids. many of them WERE these kids!

12:12 PM
Anonymous said...

Hey Zoz -

What do you get if you cross an Obama with a jelly-donut?

An O'Berliner ...

And since you are one, why don't you hie your candy-ass to Southern Manhattan and show 'em how to do street-theatre?

12:49 PM
Anonymous said...

It was Oberlin, wasn't it? I thought for a moment it might have been Kenyon ...

12:50 PM
Col. Kilgore said...

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...

12:59 PM
lucid said...

Nony 12:49 was that supposed to make one chortle? Because it doesn't make a bit of sense.

1:13 PM
David Macharelli said...

I think they have adequate ground forces there to handle a bunch of unarmed protestors. Now, if there are people providing material support from some remote town, they might get a droning.

1:30 PM
imk said...

As Cartman taught us, all you need is a copy of Slayer's Reign In Blood to disperse hippies once the jam band festival begins.

2:03 PM
demize! said...

“Is this going to turn into a personal safety problem?” Oh if only, but the hippies....

2:09 PM
PR said...

That's overkill. I'm sure there are some water cannon somewhere they could use.

2:09 PM
Anonymous said...

The joke at 12:49 would be equally funny (i.e., not) if the setup were "What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a jelly donut."

2:15 PM
Anonymous said...

The Man in the Black Pajamas, Dude, a worthy fuckin' adversary.

2:45 PM
Anonymous said...

To anon @ 2:15

I'm sure you know there's no "F" in lettuce, as the old joke goes.

But it appears to have escaped your attention that there's no "Ob" in "Irishman".

4:36 PM
Anonymous said...

to Lucid at 1:13 - I can see you're suffering from a low level of L=A=N=G=P=O=, and strongly suggest some rapid infusions of Jorie Graham ...

4:40 PM
Hoagy said...

Once pwoggies suspect OWS might be bad "optics" for Barry O's election campaign they'll be labelled Naderites...
Then you'll see the big stick come out. Should take about a week from now.

6:49 PM
Dr. Wilhelm said...

Not in room 20. Go down the hall and see the man.

9:07 PM
nhl cheap jerseys said...

I'm sure there are some water cannon somewhere they could use.

11:30 PM
Devin Lenda said...

“Is this going to turn into a personal safety problem?”

concern for the occupiers...from wall streeters? only obama could have pulled this off. he been workin' them rich boys hard, fightin' the good fight, yeah? makin 'em see the error of their ways, and at the same time hiking unemployment to stir goodly resentment, and bring the change from below we need...THIS is the 12th dimension of his chess plan.

10:19 AM
Anonymous said...

@4:36
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_surnames#Surnames_and_prefixes

1:37 PM
Anonymous said...

anaon @137

My apologies.

I should have put "Ob" and "Irishman" in quotes, to indicate that they should be considered as tokens (literals), not referents.

Wait a sec - what am I apologizing to you for, you fucking dunderhead?

You should have known that.

1:56 PM

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