Shantih Shantih Shitty

Steve Jobs gave us the future? I beg to differ. I say that he tied the poor, bleeding future by its neck to the rear bumper of his Time Machine and dragged it into the past. The molded plastic cases and backlighting may look like a spaceship, but their swift and planned descent into obsolescence is straight outta Detroit. I mean, look, I've got an iPod; it's neat; it's cool how much music is on the little bitty thing; but it has not revolutionized my fucking consciousness. I have not attained my non-dual state through the addition of an 8 megapixel camera in the iPhone whatever. Despite the best efforts of this here user-friendly intuitive interface, samadhi escapes me, or I it. This is not to disparage the guy's intelligence. He was very smart. He built as successful a scam as any human could ever unreasonably expect. He changed forever the amount of money you are willing to spend on shit you do not really need and, even worse, already probably own.