Monday, January 16, 2012

Wrong Mistakes

Yves Smith at Naked Capitalism find the Times doing product placement for the finance "industry" and lobs most of the appropriate hand grenades, although she misses the irony of author Adam Davidson claiming that "Wall Street" created credit cards when, in fact, they were imagined in the 1880s by socialist utopian goofball Edward Bellamy for his novel Looking Backwards--to be fair, he imagined something a lot closer to a pre-paid debit card, but still.  As Yves ruefully points out, all of the "innovations" Davidson discovers are antique, if not ancient.  Wall Street invented mortgages?  Well it must've also invented time machines, because mortgages existed in England all the way back in the Plantagenet days.

What is interesting is that Davidson, like most reporters on the money beat--hell, like most reporters on most beats--has but the barest grasp of what the thing he reports on actually is; his Wall Street is just a sort of vague metonym for all things having to do with money; imagine a sports reporter conflating the Nordic combined with the NFL with the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament with Formula One and you get some sense of how these pieces read to a person even marginally interested in the subject; backcheckers are confused with shortstops, and Vince Lombardi bombs down the track with the Jamaican bobsled team, quoting Yogi Berra the whole way.

14 comments:

Solar Hero said...

Yves is a wymmin.

PR said...

Now that you mentioned the NFL, I have to say the Packers sucked yesterday.

Gabe Ruth said...

Best line: "Wall Street’s central function is to make our financial system more robust and less susceptible to unexpected risk, but it did precisely the opposite while, maddeningly, avoiding paying the price."

MADDENINGLY!

Your citation of Looking Backwards is interesting. Is Mencius Moldbug was a sock puppet of yours?

dictateursanguinaire said...

nailed it. he confuses two definitions of finance: a) finance in the broadest sense of 'balancing savings and investment'; b) Wall St. All societies need a way to channel their surplus production somewhere, true. Non sequitur that we need Wall St. in its current (or any) incarnation.

PS yeah the Pack sucked but the Tebows lost and I'll bet Davidson's a Tebow fan, exactly the kind of stupid hazy-eyed mythmaking schlock that he goes in for.

larry b. said...

you can observe a lot just by watching

Michael Dawson said...

Question: Isn't this guy Matt Y's identical twin? The looks are certainly there, and so is the late-to-the-game hash they both take for political-economic literacy.

http://www.npr.org/people/4646803/adam-davidson

Anonymous said...

I quoted Yogi Berra yesterday when I didn't want to go to a crappy bar: Nobody goes there any more -- too crowded.

Nonnienonnie said...

Ugh I know it's just polite for a blurgher such as yourself to reciprocate with a link after she linked to your piece on the pissing Marines, but I think you missed the boat with NC. When Yves was writing mostly about mortgages and sub-prime shenanigans, it was OK (boring and usually fairly inarticulate enough that she would have to follow up several times to reader clarifications in the comments section but OK, I guess), though her recent foray into other political issues reveals more than a touch of the bland, hypocritical, and corrupt ideology of the American "progressive" that you so frequently ridicule.
Oh, and if that's not enough, she's clearly been reading your archive and cribbing your style-- she used soi disant twice today.... Twice! in the same post! Ha!

Eerily Lackadaisical said...

Re "wrong mistakes":

Dougherty's Second Rule of Rhetorical Engagement holds that if you tell folks they've merely made a mistake, your correction will generally be accepted with good grace; whereas if you tell people they're fundamentally misconceived, you will never be forgiven.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

yo yo yo yo sound it...

Yves Smith

Eve's Myth

dig?

Sorry said...

I tried to read Looking Backwards once & about halfway through Dr. L33t's tour of the city I fell asleep in the basement.

Anonymous said...

WOMEN!! Writing things. Amirite?

davidly said...

If he'd known she was a gal, he probably woulda said something like, "What the Ranger doesn't know, she couldn't've told even if they'd asked her."

Paul Sherrard said...

I like Yves but she's no Shakespeare.

Band name: Adam D and the Bumptious Presumption.