Chance Broadcaster

I remember leaving the bus saying to myself – here’s a multi-millionaire who loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Fox Blitzkrieg

When speaking, Blitzer is completely incomprehensible; he speaks an alien language beamed in from the Klingon empire in which the interrogative is expressed in an undifferentiated string of declarative sentence fragments. The writing on "Blitzer's Blog," on the other hand, is so consistently gnomic and bizarre that I am tempted to call it wisdom, or poetry. Every individual paragraph reads like William Carlos Williams. It is extraordinary.