Who Is IOZ?: Sick as a Dog

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Sick as a Dog

Therefore, no blog. Back next week or so.

80 comments:

Anonymous said...: IOZ unmasked as Hector Xavier Monsegur... Driving slow in the fast lane....; 10:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Some diseases jump species.
Are you sure it wasn't a bird?; 11:55 AM
mark r. said...: You just concentrate on getting better, and don't worry about us. We'll talk among ourselves.; 12:00 PM
davidly said...: Gute Besserung.; 12:21 PM
Eerily Lackadaisical said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 12:37 PM
Eerily Lackadaisical said...: Nutella - would you be so kind as to Fed Ex M'sieur some vanishingly small amount of something?

Hey - ya know - that get's me wondering.

Suppose there's a whole bunch of friends and they all believe in homeopathic medicine and one of them gets sick.

Do the friends all compete to see who can send or bring over the least amount of anything?; 12:40 PM
Anonymous said...: Bad case of the coke bugs?; 12:47 PM
Happy Jack said...: Think of it as practice. If you have that stomach flu, you're getting an idea what it's like prepping for a colonoscopy.; 1:14 PM
anne said...: practice yes that's good happy.. ./ sick as a .. .. . this is when we look in to pup's eyes and say ..what have you been eating ,smoking or other ../ ..oH ..a break .. maybe a good time to ask mistah why he uses so many names .. ? assuming that you are mark r,and one of the freddys ..you sound the same ,why oh why ..; 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...: feel better, fuckface.; 1:31 PM
Anonymous said...: i think we mean, feel better, sweetheart; 2:13 PM
High Arka said...: Zoh...

my...

god...

The dog pictures...the timing...IOZ, I think we know each other IRL...no more shall be said on the subject...please be nice to me...; 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Arka, if you can stop your interminable chattering long enough to go read back through the archives, you can easily find out who he is. Go ahead, run along now. You've got a few years worth of reading to do. Don't come back until the mystery is solved, now, 'kay?; 2:38 PM
demize! said...: Why would anyone be so inclined to care? Its prolly all that radfem dogma you ingested take one of these and dont call me in the morning. http://theanarchistlibrary.org/HTML/Bob_Black__Feminism_as_fascism.html; 2:45 PM
President Gas said...: Get well. Your "Centrifugal State" post was the best thing I've read in a month.

Anne, you might be the most interesting entity on the Internet. With no disrespect intended, I wonder if you are a ghost who has managed to interface with a quad-core process somewhere. More.; 2:59 PM
NutellaonToast said...: EL, I loathe acknowledging your existence, but I must say how horribly funny it is that you continue to insist that I believe in homeopathy. What do I have to find a song with the words "Nutella doesn't do the diluted screw" for you to understand?

You beat dead horses that aren't even there.; 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...: This is a great open thread. In honor of the occasion I wanted to post a link to the "Neil Young" (Jimmy Fallon) with Crosby and Nash (themselves) version of "Party in the USA" but didn't find one that worked - I did find Miley's original video which I hope you like - she really has it goin' on - she's like a younger, trailer park Lindsay Lohan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA&feature=related

Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes.; 5:22 PM
Anonymous said...: IOZ, I think we know each other IRL...

God, IOZ, I am so, so sorry...; 5:34 PM
Eerily Lackadaisical said...: Nutella -

I'm really sorry.

All I can say in my defense is that, to paraphrase Caliban, Ryerson taught me how to post, and my profit on't is - I know how to troll ...

"You taught me language; and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse. The red plague rid you
For learning me your language! "

http://www.opensourceshakespeare.org/views/plays/play_view.php?WorkID=tempest&Act=1&Scene=2&Scope=scene&LineHighlight=517#517; 6:30 PM
NutellaonToast said...: God it's sad how desperate for attention you are; 7:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Much love, feel better soon; 8:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Is it true that NutellaonToast is a believer in homeopathy? I read it on another blog I think. That's crazy.

But seriously, what happened to Inky? Haven't seen him comment in some time....in Paris...not really...walking in the rain...buying fruit...fluttering.; 8:17 PM
Eerily Lackadaisical said...: These days Inky only posts if it involves the Jooooooooooz, as IOZ calls them. It's gotta be Xistenchal for him to bother, ya know ....; 8:21 PM
High Arka said...: Oh, how incredibly fucking disappointing. This one actually found this blog randomly, searching political stuff on the internet, along with the Silber one and the Floyd one. Yeah, Floyd had his run as a journalist, and Silber his piano, which this one took as coincidence.

Now it comes out that IOZ isn't just someone who writes well, which chance luck and verbal skill brought to prominence, but that his blog is instead moderately famous because of his mini-celebrity. How crushingly sad. That explains how the big three radical blogs came to be what they are, and why they're only token radical, as well as the sycophantic clannishness of many of the followers, who are here for the reason of IOZ being IOZ rather than the reason of substance. I thought it was just about the quality of the writing and the commentary, when all along, it was really just about the "Oh my god a sort-of celebrity with a blog! Therefore it's okay if I read this!"

How very, very fucking disappointing. Sad face. :(; 9:51 PM
Lex said...: IOZ is Sidney Crosby?; 3:35 AM
High Arka said...: How should I know? It's not like I'm some unemployed chick who has nothing better to do with her time than read blogs all night. Besides, I'm lacking in pop culture references, so if IOZ is a celebrity, I probably would only vaguely recognize the name.

Star signs point to Leo influence, given how much of an issue the blog title seeks to make it. That'd be an interesting stew to simmer.; 4:14 AM
Anonymous said...: No, you moron, he's not a celebrity. Try again.; 7:23 AM
Anonymous said...: Is there a browser plugin that will play Yakety Sax every time you scroll down and hit a High Arka comment?; 7:32 AM
Hoagy said...: Bob Black! Whatever became of dat guy?; 7:51 AM
pavlovian dog said...: High Arka said:

"It's not like I'm some unemployed chick who has nothing better to do with her time than read blogs all night."

OK, so you have a job, terrific.; 8:15 AM
Anonymous said...: terrific??? having a job is the worst thing in the world.

no strike but the human strike!!!; 9:55 AM
Anonymous said...: Didn't romney recently say he was unemployed, too?; 11:09 AM
Anonymous said...: oh shit, you're right. i guess he's part of the human strike.

it's like they say: and the state sunk into the imaginary party.; 11:22 AM
Sorry said...: Healing vibes hereby sent your way: ShaZAM! Also, Ioz is Ted Gunderson.; 11:38 AM
Circle A said...: Bob Black was last seen narcing out Jim Hogshire after a violent argument, wasn't he? To hell with that shitpig.; 12:14 PM
Kirkle Alpha said...: "narcing out Jim Hogshire after a violent argument"
Dont you mean trapped in the apartment of a hopped-up gun waving nutcase?; 2:53 PM
wbenjamins said...: They are residues of a dream world. The realization of dream elements, in the course of waking up, is the paradigm of dialectical thinking. Thus, dialectical thinking is the organ of historical awakening. Every epoch, in fact, not only dreams the one to follow but, in dreaming, precipitates its awakening. It bears its end within itself and unfolds it - as Hegel noticed - by cunning.; 3:48 PM
demize! said...: Yeah uh @circleass a) you dont know wtf your talking about B) even were that so, it doesnt negate his thesis. C) sometimes people fuck up, that doesnt nullify there entire canon of work.; 4:25 PM
demize! said...: Why is there no longer the ability to get notified of new posts? Very inconvenient.; 4:27 PM
Anonymous said...: check out this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeuL5IGimCQ
i especially love the slow-zooms and the fantastic wipes.; 5:27 PM
Anonymous said...: I defy any human being to read this piece of Black's end-to-end without fantasizing about racking him right in the nuts:

http://www.spunk.org/library/writers/black/sp001674.html

Chhhrrriisst what a self-pitying self-aggrandizing unfunny motherfucker. That's all I had to... add.; 9:38 PM
cemmcs said...: Get Well!; 11:29 PM
Gridlock said...: In Europe we get paid to not blog because we're sick.; 3:50 AM
Circle A said...: Black's own account of the incident makes him look like a dirty shit. And regardless, he's a fucking vindictive narc. His "canon of work" is nullified by its own uselessness, and I am amused at being lectured on its merits by some illiterate cobag who doesn't know the difference between "their" and "there".; 6:59 AM
Anonymous said...: on black: tl;dr. or rather, it seemed too long cuz it was boring.
the mail bomb sounded interesting though.; 9:24 AM
Karl Franz Ochstradt said...: Satirizing the Circle-A self by emphatically arguing Hogshire is superior to Black? That's the most unfunny not funny satire ever to not make me chuckle. And no, the double-negative of un-funny not funny doesn't mean it's actually riotously sidesplittingly cackle-with-glee-ingly funny, either.

Wait... don't tell me... Bob Black works for The Patriarchy and Hogshire's girlfriend is a willing slave, so on "feminism" grounds that makes Hogshire superior?; 11:48 AM
Circle A said...: I realize this may be the first time anyone's ever accused Oxtrot of overthinking something, but life, it seems, is full of surprises.

No, you corporate suckass lawyer, no one is arguing that Hogshire is "superior", just that Black is a petty little hack, a pseudo-anarchist who is quite happy to avail himself of the powers of the state when it suits him, such as when he wants to take revenge against someone with whom he's had a fight.; 11:58 AM
hermit lobster said...: wow - anarchists mail bombs to each other - i didn't know that, although retrospectively it seems understandable - shades of loompanics

did you know that sarah palin's down syndrome son was actually someone else's kid, and her 'pregnancy' was just a cover story, by the way? true fact; 12:43 PM
Karl Franz Ochstradt said...: Hah hah hah. One comment = a hook with Uncle Josh's to land a fake anarchist.

Way to go, Circle A! You're keeping the "arch" in anarchist!; 1:53 PM
Karl Franz Ochstradt said...: "corporate suckass lawyer" = win, in the mind of Circle A, a bogus "anarchist."

Say, fake-anarchist with the trendy comment handle... where'd you get the idea that I'm a CSL (as you put it)? Please, share! And share often!

Wait... don't tell us... Jim Hogshire sent you an email "revealing" everything about an internet persona using the names KFO or CFO. I'd believe Hogshire, especially when on one of his multi-chem cocktails! Keep them trust fund dollars spending on pharma, baby! Real anarchists have trust funds!; 1:58 PM
pavlovian dog said...: @oxtrots

He got the idea from where we all got it, you misfuck. From the intertubes, duh. You've been blathering away for so many years that you don't even realize that we know you much better than you know us.; 4:16 PM
Karl Franz Ochstradt said...: Hah hah hah hah.

We insist you conform to the images we project upon your Blogger handle!; 5:15 PM
Circle A said...: That's fine, Oxy. Keep up a brave face. Whatever keeps you from punching the mirror in rage every morning before collapsing into the fetal position and weeping at the thought of another day fighting for justice for corporate America.; 7:49 PM
Anonymous said...: ... And pray tell, what's wrong with being an unemployed chck or dude for that matter, engaging in lazy perusal of the blog-o-sphere instead of pushing papers in a forsaken cubicle for a forsaken member of the corporate state?

Get well soon M'sieur.

The Dull Sycophant; 7:53 PM
Anonymous said...: nothing is wrong with that at all.
unemployment for life!
human strike!
no families no work (especially house work)
and so on.; 8:35 PM
demize! said...: @circleass is a real deal hardcore anarcho-toughguy. You know how you can tell? He cares about spelling. Now what's a "cobag" you silly little poseur? "circle a" could you take yourself a bit more seriously? Lol I think infoshop needs a manifesto or something why dont you write one and we wont read it.; 8:41 PM
Karl Franz Ochstradt said...: Circle A, when you're not commenting at SMBIVA as That Black Dude From LOST, you're pretending at being Circle A? Really? You have a lot invested in making sure everyone believes the projections you cast upon those you hate with such great passion. I don't think I've ever witnessed such wrongness combined with such vigor. It's like preemie ejac when you finally coaxed your Fantasy Beauty into bed, or something.; 9:14 AM
anne said...: pen ' franz, .. " .. . like preemie ejac when.. . " ..,that is oddly arousing , you are the dog man from another planet .. .no doubt , i'm not trying to be mean just grinning sweetly .said sweet sweet anne .. .,meoW; 12:59 PM
pavlovian dog said...: Well oxtrots, you got the woman aroused........now what?; 2:09 PM
anne said...: wom'n , a; 2:16 PM
pavlovian dog said...: am now; 2:53 PM
Circle A said...: That's right, demize, I'm hardcore. I was participating in direct action while you were listening to Green Day, drawing on your Doc Martens and slathering product all through your lime green mohawk. And since you asked, my newest pamphlet is being issued through AK Press, entitled, Listen, Mook! On the Beating of Sense Into Demize's Thick Head.; 4:50 PM
High Arka said...: Is that +12 irony, or was there actually "direct action"? And what was the direction action in question? Are you Ralph Nader, Esq.?; 12:08 AM
demize! said...: This comnent software sucks. @circleass First, Im bloody 45. Second, Your poor anarchist stereotypes rival those of say that twit with the bowtie, Tucker Carlson? Third Im a BadBrains man.Fourth, It strikes me that your the type who listened to Crass while I listened to Cockney Rejects, you see what Im getting at son. You're a bellend, anyone who says "Im hardcore" most probably aint. Now go do a "direct action" on yourself.; 5:32 AM
Circle A said...: Settle down, old timer. Easy does it. Wouldn't want your mummified ass to fall and break a hip or something.; 8:10 AM
Anonymous said...: direct action on yourself ... is that a masturbation joke lol; 10:20 AM
History of the Great American Fortunes said...: circleA;
Bob Black has a Nietzsche trigger finger. You however put Descartes before the horse. Advantage Bob.; 2:34 PM
demize! said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 7:09 PM
demize! said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 7:12 PM
demize! said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 7:16 PM
demize! said...: Classist, ageist, and a spelling pedant. Dude its not looking good for you right about now. You should stay at SMBIVA where they ban you if you insult that rediculous personage who fancies himself some kind "beatpoet". You know I remember you now with the "mook" thing. I confirmed you were indeed one, your mom told me when I was banging her. So you're basically some life style durtcrustsquatdouche who likes to use the lingo of the working class while simultaneously being a snobbie English corrector. Am I in the ballpark? This is fun, are we all having fun?; 7:19 PM
Anonymous said...: http://i.imgur.com/K3mgn.jpg; 8:16 PM
Circle A said...: Pops, it doesn't take a Ph.D. to see that you're functionally retarded. Oops, is that another -ism of yours I offended? No matter, I'm sure that was you who deleted the three previous comments, doubtless because you couldn't get your stubby sausage fingers to peck out anything coherent. Comment boxes sure are complicated, huh?; 10:06 PM
Montag said...: [yawn]; 10:22 PM
High Arka said...: Hey, at least he's trying. Watching him throw old Busch bottles at the hedge next to demize's neighbor's car is at least more entertaining than watching you scratch your crotch and yawn.; 7:34 AM
mistah charley, ph.d. said...: Speaking of entertaining, here's one of the best current jokes about politics.

A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hi, Mitt!"

[The reference is to Mitt Romney, now campaigning for the Republican Presidential nomination. The joke is that Romney's positions are flexible and that he has been conservative, moderate, or liberal depending on his audience.]; 8:27 AM
Anonymous said...: I've always felt that a joke is only funny when you have to explain it. Like the War in Iraq and Afghanistan.; 8:59 AM
Anonymous said...: The trend of this thread calls to mind a tights-wearing, bewigged Englishman in a screaming match with a tights-wearing, bewigged Frenchman over who is actually the faggier fop.; 1:16 PM
online bookie said...: good luck; 9:43 AM
Natasha said...: God it's sad how desperate for attention you are; 5:07 PM

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