Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Want Past Resolution's Power

I think that the twined larksongs of the crackpot Paulism (pawlism?) that constitutes American ecumenical Christianity--you know, the kind that holds its nose but doesn't necessarily crack the window when a Mormon boards the bus--and the post-liberation movement Human Rights Campaign (human rites campaign?) in Re: the matter of the gaze is the perfect harmony for our times.  Or, well, not harmony so much as our era's political cantus firmus, since our political polyphony is, to say the least, primitive.  On the one side, you have the last spar of the Good Ship Traditional Morality, a barge mistaken by its attending, uh, by its seamen for a battleship; its shallow draft mistaken for the bluewater.  On the other, that disappointing gay cruise that turned out to be full of lifelong pairbonds who swap baby pictures and refer to chocolate deserts as sinful with the total lack of irony that you'd otherwise expect in a midwestern administrative assistant at a Cheesecake Factory lunch on Secretary Appreciation Day.  It is a lesson about the temptations of the institutions of iniquity; the power to grant access is society's great bribe.  Lemme put it to you this way--when the President of the United States begins championing your cause, ask yourself for whose benefit, and why, and why now?

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

the moon belongs to america

Freddie said...

Lots of liberals are secretly disappointed when they learn that most gay people are seriously boring.

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the Cheesecake Factory menu is more interesting than I expected.

http://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/

jethrosexual said...

But Andrew Sullivan says Obama is a father figure to him!

Desargues said...

In general, any treasure trove of insight and elocution is quickly ruined by its author's intermittent inability to tell its from it's.

Too easily succumbing to the capricious charms of a bon mot, to the detriment of clarity, only adds to the ruin.

Jus' sayin'.

Anonymous said...

for the benefit of the bourgeoisie, because we are the bourgeoisie, and because we will never be more bourgie than we are right now

Leonard said...

For whose benefit

His own, or more properly, his own current and future social standing, and that of "Barack Obama", reptilian alien committee.

why

Reelection. Money. And the distastefulness of lying through one's teeth all the time, which wearies poor Barack Obama as well as "Barack Obama".

why now

Because they adjudge the vote/money/power gains greater than the losses. Not before now because the liberal schools and progressive academia, the liberal press, and the liberal judiciary have had the past 100 years to work on normalizing homosexuality, and indeed for the past 30 years there's been precious little else for them to focus on as the locus of radical inequality in the modern world. (Putting aside income and wealth, which will always be hard nuts to crack.) Now, and not before, because only recently are they are beginning to see enough electoral success on the issue that even the Clintonesque pure reptilians know it is fated.

la Rana said...

administrative assistant, please.

Michael Smith said...

Turns out, being gay is deeply patriotic. Who knew? Somebody with a better imagination, and ear, than Tony Kushner should take up this topic.

Eerily Lackadaisical said...

ask yourself for whose benefit, and why, and why now?

OK - no one else has taken the bait, so I will.

In a nutshell ...

cui boner?

Eerily Lackadaisical said...

Note to Desargues above:

Are you aware that your name (or nic) is that of the technical father of projective geometry, the author of the "Two-Triangle" theorem, i.e. the first specifically "dual" theorem (true upon interchange of the words "point" and "line"?

Desargues is one of my heroes because he was essentially just an architect who was trying to make sense of the grammr of rules that characterized LateMiddleAges/Renaissance understanding of linear perspective. ("grammar" in this context is a notion due to William Ivins, whose books on the topic (Rationalization of Sight, etc.) are truly beautiful things.

Picador said...

Also, Dude, Secretary is not the preferred nomenclature. Administrative Assistant, please.

Desargues said...

@ EL: Well spotted, sir. I left out the 'Girard' part, but that wasn't lost on you. GD also influenced Leibniz, in the foundations of mathematics.

Anonymous said...

"Hey, person donning a particular pseudonym clearly referencing a famous person! Can I condescendingly assure you that I know of said famous person, and, what's more, of his spectacular feats? Obviously you are unaware of them, seeing as how you're using the guy's name and all."

If only you'd've said "no." Or, "fuck off, daft patronizing cunt." Now we're going to have to witness all this endless onesupmanship for hours and hours. Call me when this bit directly nicked from Gervais / Merchant is over, plz.

Anonymous said...

dude i think EL's a fucking virus, but your TV!-NO-MATH antics ought to be just as unpopular.

Eerily Lackadaisical said...

nonny@5:59 -

You truly are suffering from optical recticemia or rectal-cranial inversion.

I asked the question that way because the logical possibility existed that: a) it might be his name); b) there might be another Desargues that he nicked it from, someone of whom I'm unaware.

I stopped following anything that has happened culturally after 1963, so the latter is a distinct possibility.

For all I knew, it could be the name of some garage rock-group.

Rob Payne said...

For presidents of the realm everything and anything can be an opportunity.

Mr.Fundamental said...

all you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. you thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the square community won't give a shit about.

IOZ said...

Well yes, what did you think this was all about, fun and games?

Mr.Fundamental said...

erev shabbas. I can't drive. I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone, unless it's an emergency.

Anonymous said...

Pompous.

NutellaonToast said...

I, swear, this time it's because he holds a die-hard conviction of the righteousness of the cause. It has to be.

Anonymous said...

I take back what I said above.

Happy Jack said...

Huh. I always thought they were the Baskin-Robbins of cheesecakes.

Have to say that I'm leery of the quality of a large and varied menu though.

Anonymous said...

Please oh please let this comment section devolve again into a painful back and forth between anne, our favorite fake Parisian with an ellipsis fetish, and EL, the most interesting person in EL's world.

Eerily Lackadaisical said...
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Eerily Lackadaisical said...

to nonny@738am

As Noam said of Faurisson ... if Faurisson did not exist, Inkberrow and AIPAC would have to invent him ...

Similarly, since no conversation has yet begun between anne and me in this thread, you must invent one.

You remind me of this old Slate poster who occasionally posts here ... the guy could never admit that he neeeded the action.

Just like you.

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lucid said...

He helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present
himself; Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the slut.

Anonymous said...

the plot is ludicrous

NutellaonToast said...

It's been a while since you harpooned the NYT fluff sections. I suggest this, or maybe it's served well enough as a self-parody: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/10/fashion/how-to-not-look-too-silly-on-a-skateboard.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1337193295-MBC7C278j1DlCzTyECBeIA

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure action doesn't mean what you think it means.

Albert Meyer said...

My take on Obama's embrace of the uhh... gaze... is this. "The System" requires various levels of underclasses which everyone (usually including the underclass at some level) agrees will live far below their potential to preserve property (land as well as non-land property) and privilege for others. Women were an underclass for a long time, and are still disadvantaged by a patriarchal system after 100+ years of struggle. Race has always been and still is a source of class assignment. Some underclasses are openly abused with all kinds of outrageous constraints that would never be accepted by the public without years of desensitization. Sex offenders were a good example of this for a long time; there was and still is nothing so bad that it can't be done to sex offenders, but now terrorists have raised the bar, from "civil commitment" that kept sex offenders imprisoned after they finished their sentences, to "Obama's list" of people who will be murdered without a trial.

For a long time the "war on drugs" has been used to justify violent military-style police attacks on citizens' homes; now the "war on terror" justifies even more intrusion against an underclass that any of us can join in an instant by saying something that the government doesn't like. The available pool of "underclass" victims now includes Muslims, pot smokers, peace activists, Occupy participants, and numerous other groups being increasingly criminalized by the terror state. Whenever one group escapes from underclass status, the system creates one or more new underclass groups.

Gays are being let out of the underclass because they are fighting their way out. They survived centuries of discrimination, fought for civil rights for decades here in the US, and they finally are winning some major battles. I find it depressing that they have fought so hard for so long, and still are working to escape from the underclass that our corrupt system requires, while young people today are finding it so easy to become trapped in an underclass.

One thing that gives me hope is the sense of community that I saw at the Occupy camps, and that I am seeing more and more all around me. It seems as if the human race is going through some kind of spiritual evolution, and every day more people see through the false values of our system and start growing food and thinking about dropping out of the system (or just being ready for it to die). If enough people worldwide stop participating in the system, it will fade away. I am growing a garden.

medwards said...

So, I heard somewhere that Biden had let some gay solidarity kind of comment slip. At that point, Obama's ability to waffle evaporates and the path of least voter-base loss appears to first lead through full-on endorsement. But, honestly, the question of "why now?" illuminates the central game which is that it doesn't matter how a politician actually feels: There is some other game at play. I just thought it was simple damage control.

Anonymous said...

Short version: IOZ wouldn't want to belong to any club that would take him as a member

Inkberrow said...

Albert Mayer---

I also bemoan the centuries of discrimination gays have endured in America, and rejoice to see them slowly but surely emerging from the toils of underclass status. My own father knew a fellow who was born to a gay sharecropper in Marin County.

Long after the days of the gay slavers, America still witnessed the spectre of fire hoses, attack dogs, and "Straights Only" drinking fountains and lunch counters, with everyone from bigoted county registrars to Harvard deans cooperating to deny gays direct participation in our polity and access to positions of wealth, social status, and influence.

Vern said...

Navin~

I was born, a poor gay child.

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